A boy walks in on his mother riding his father. "What are you doing?" the boy asks his mother. "I'm jumping on daddy to make him thin," said the mother. "Don't bother," said the boy, "when you go shopping, the lady next door comes and blows him up again."
My mom is the jelly and my dad is the peanut butter And I am the bread the only thin keeping them together.
How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them-hope marie lawson
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There is thin line between death and life !! You won't live to see it .....
The Cardiogram will !!
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Yo Mama so thin, when she signed up to be a stripper she became the pole
Why are people in Japan so thin? Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.
papyrus: SANS stop being a lazy Bones. Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do any thin. heheh
So there are these 3 strings, they walk into a bar. People are giving them looks. The small chap is your typical thin cord. He walks to the barman and asks for a rum and coke. He replies, "Oii, your kind ain't welcomed here so take your drink, mates and fuck off." He goes back to his mates and says, "We'd better get outta here." "Nonsense." replies the mid guy, he's your typical string. Goes to the barman and same story. Finally the last guy, He's your typical rope. He burst out, "Fuck this!". He twits and ties himself whilst messing up his hair. He struts up to the barman and asks for a rum and coke. The barman does so and whilst he prepares the drink he opens with, "Say aren't you a string?" "No, I'm a frayed knot."
A man once sued smart water for not making him smart. Then a woman replied “okay cool now I’m going to go sue thin mints for not making me thin.”
My wife is so fat. She asked me to get on top I had to get a step ladder. When I got up there my ears popped and the air was so thin. I had to have 2 Sherpas drag me off the mountain.
Why did the boy not cross the road?
Cause he was on thin ice.
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Rapeboat so fat became yo momma look thin
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Coworker why is Sara so blue? Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you, with your husband together out of love. U better watch out dear, she might saraorize him, with her crooked teeth & ultra thin lips.
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You have thin feet of the people think you were a duck
