Even Michael Jordan can't dunk from your hairline 🤣🤣
What’s the difference between your dad and your hairline?
Nothing they both ran off
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
Your hairline is running away faster than when your dad went to get milk and that’s saying something
Stranger- Do you need hair regrowth products Kid- No my hairline is just far back Stranger- Do you need a Doctor
Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.
What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?
He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”
Yo hairline so far back that you need a magnifying glass to see it
Your hairline be going up and down like a formula 1 car
Your hairline design was used as the batman logo
bro go work at Mc Donalds your hairline inspired their logo
Your hairline's so ugly, it turned Medusa to stone
Your hairline was sponsored as a Snap Chat Filter.
your hairlines so ugly it made michael Jackson lean back
your cut so broke even bob the builder cant fix it
Yo buzz cut so bad that the bees buzz around it
Your hairline go so far back it went back to when earth was created.
Nah Bruh my hairline straighter than a gay persons
Your hairline is like a lollipop because every time someone licks it it gets shorter
Your hairline goes so back that the History Channel made a show about it.
