Hairline jokes
Lil bro's hairline is making me hungry wit that M shape also hitten me wit that damb batab bat bat baaa.
NASA called me and they said they reached your hairline.
NEWS: A man kidnapped a 13-year-old girl.
MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receding hairline.
Even Michael Jordan can't dunk from your hairline! 🤣🤣
What’s the difference between your dad and your hairline?
Nothing, they both ran off.
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
Your hairline is running away faster than when your dad went to get milk, and that’s saying something.
Stranger: Do you need hair regrowth products?
Kid: No, my hairline is just far back.
Stranger: Do you need a doctor?
Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.
What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?
He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”
Yo hairline so far back that you need a magnifying glass to see it.
Your hairline be going up and down like a Formula 1 car!
Your hairline design was used as the Batman logo!
Bro, go work at McDonald's. Your hairline inspired their logo!
Your hairline's so ugly, it turned Medusa to stone!
Your hairline was sponsored as a Snap Chat Filter.
Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.
Your cut [is] so broke, even Bob the Builder can't fix it.
Your buzz cut is so bad that the bees buzz around it!
Your hairline goes so far back it went back to when Earth was created.