Guy Jokes

This is true today I was at the mall and there was a guy holding a sign that said “need money for strippers and weed”

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All of a guys son's came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar. The bartender asks "Do u have anyone in ur family who likes women?" The man said "My wife does!"

What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs! Get it guys Devil-ed eggs! 😆

Guys can we change pride month to another month please my birthday is in june and im mot gay and my friends keep making fun of me i think we should change it to march because my brothers birthday is in march and thatd be funny

this guy came into my library a year ago and borrowed a book named how to commit suicide he never returned it

Why did the chicken say to the football guy you quarter. Stiller

what do you call a guy named kaiden. idk lol

what do you call a guy with a sandwich?

a guy with a sandwich.

Last post for today, but I had to say one more thing!!! Tomorrow I am going to six flags, and I am literally so excited! It is going to be so much fun. Hope you guys have a good MLK JR day!!!!!! Woohooo!!!!

Life is like a game of poker, guys start by going with them clubs, ladies follow with a set of hearts, guys put down the diamonds, and before you know it you got a full house.

What do you call it when a bunch a guys who look the same have an orgy?

A doppelgang-bang.

Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy. You wouldn’t believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket

I saw two guys wearing matching clothing and I asked if they were gay. They quickly arrested me.

Brrr it's fucking cold outside aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh how about the latest phone! Who me? Oh I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas ya filthy animals!