IRA jokes

The weirdest thing happened yesterday. My dad came back from work... He’s a suicide bomber.

"What do we want?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

"When do we want them?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

What is the difference between giving money to a church and giving money to the IRS?

If you stop giving money to a church, you won't go to prison.

I saw two men wearing the same clothing and walking together, so I asked both of them if they were gay. They did not hesitate arresting me after I said that.

My aunt's star sign was Cancer, pretty ironic how she died.

She was eaten by a giant crab.