IRA jokes

The weirdest thing happened yesterday. My dad came back from work... He’s a suicide bomber.

"What do we want?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

"When do we want them?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

What song do orphans hate the most? "We are family."

What is the difference between giving money to a church and giving money to the IRS?

If you stop giving money to a church, you won't go to prison.

I saw two men wearing the same clothing and walking together, so I asked both of them if they were gay. They did not hesitate arresting me after I said that.