Guy Jokes

I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day, he replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."

5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis

These two guys were txting each other.

Guy 1: How r u?

Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*

Guy 1: ???

Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)

ABIGABA DANIELTM

Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them .., mbu wait l see how this week goes ..🤔

What do you call a guy that lies a lot?

The president

Me when my girlfriend comes home I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out and her text says yes. Get the whip your out

Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch...

my brother tried to hit this guy with a plan and but hit the twin towers

Manly, Leonard 9:34 AM (1 minute ago) to me

Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!

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Some guy: making a sandwich

Me: rages to put the ham in

My guy: I have a Q-Tip

Me: You can q my tip

My guy: Ayo

Guy and Girl are in shower talking to each other Guy:lets drop the soap Girl:lets do it

Guy: do you want a nickel? Girl: sure Guy: so you’ll tickle my pickle Girl: 😳😩😩😩

Guy on fornite: Ima sleep with your mom lmao Orphan: Starts crying

Guy goes into the gas station says I need a box of rubbers with pesticide. The cashier said pesticide don't you mean spermicide? The guy says no! My old lady has had a bug up her ass all week and I am going to kill it.