Guy jokes
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
A guy was in one of the Twin Towers and he ordered pepperoni pizza, but he didn't get it. He got a plane instead.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
Did you hear about the guy that was cutting off people's feet and taking them?
It took my sole.
You guys should be ashamed of yourselves, making fun of the disabled. After all, they can't stand up for themselves.
Jesus seemed like he was probably a good guy; healed the sick, fed the hungry, and gave good advice.
Jesus had only one flaw: he was always hanging around.
Little Johnny is walking around and peaks in his parents' room, catching them having sex, so he asks, “What are you guys doing?” and they reply “Nothing, nothing! We’re just uh, making cake,” and they send him away.
So he continues walking around and he hears some strange noises coming from his brother’s room, so he walks in and catches his brother and his brother’s girlfriend having sex and then asks him “What are you guys doing?” and his brother yells “Get out! We're making cake!”
So Johnny leaves and goes to his room. The next day the whole family is at the dinner table and Little Johnny turns to his sister and says “So, you and your boyfriend were making cake last night huh!” and she replies “OMG! How'd you know!?!?” and Johnny replies “Because, I licked the icing off the couch” ayyyyyy.
Q: How can you tell if a Western is gay?
A: All the good guys are hung.
Guy: Why can't Jesus have M&M's?
Priest: Why?
Guy: Because they'll fall through the hole in his hands.
An Indian guy and an American guy in a wheelchair met in a bar for drinks.
The American guy got drunk and fell on the sidewalk.
The Indian guy got drunk and walked away.
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs! Get it guys? "Devil-ed" eggs! 😆
Guys, you need to ketchup with the time.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay guy's house. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
This is true. Today I was at the mall and there was a guy holding a sign that said, "Need money for strippers and weed."
Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.
My mama always told me, don't pick your nose or it will fall off! I thought she meant my nose.
Hey, give me a break! I'm a little shorthanded!
Oh no, not rock paper scissors again! I always lose. Come on guys, I just lost my finger a day ago! This is Tony, later on.
A guy threatened to touch me yesterday...
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
Why did the gay guy say the n word? Cos he's retarded.
Cooper and Max want to get fucked in the ass by guys.