Guy jokes
A guy walks up to me and says, "I wonder if the hookman is real?"
I reply saying, "Yeah, it's Asa Hutchinson, lol."
To you, Iron Man may seem cool or awesome, but to me, he is pretty ironic.
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!
What do you call two guys fighting over a slut?
Tug of whore.
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.
Did you hear about the guy who was afraid of hurdles? He got over it.
Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink? He's at the hospital waiting to be seen.
What is the difference between the pizza guy and my dad?
The pizza guy shows up when you call him.
Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in trouble?"
Kid named Teacher: *
I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy!
Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says, “Go and lock the door first...”
Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?
Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!
Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?
Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda can?
He was lucky it was a soft drink!
Random guy: Come on, Bin Laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK, I'll leave.
Need an arch? I Noah guy.
Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model...
When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."
"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"