Guy jokes
I was playing football and this guy comes to me, he was in a wheelchair.
We started playing rocket league.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
Did you hear about the guy that was cutting off people's feet and taking them?
It took my sole.
Jesus seemed like he was probably a good guy; healed the sick, fed the hungry, and gave good advice.
Jesus had only one flaw: he was always hanging around.
Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.
Q: How can you tell if a Western is gay?
A: All the good guys are hung.
My mama always told me, don't pick your nose or it will fall off! I thought she meant my nose.
Hey, give me a break! I'm a little shorthanded!
Oh no, not rock paper scissors again! I always lose. Come on guys, I just lost my finger a day ago! This is Tony, later on.
Little Johnny is walking around and peaks in his parents' room, catching them having sex, so he asks, “What are you guys doing?” and they reply “Nothing, nothing! We’re just uh, making cake,” and they send him away.
So he continues walking around and he hears some strange noises coming from his brother’s room, so he walks in and catches his brother and his brother’s girlfriend having sex and then asks him “What are you guys doing?” and his brother yells “Get out! We're making cake!”
So Johnny leaves and goes to his room. The next day the whole family is at the dinner table and Little Johnny turns to his sister and says “So, you and your boyfriend were making cake last night huh!” and she replies “OMG! How'd you know!?!?” and Johnny replies “Because, I licked the icing off the couch” ayyyyyy.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay guy's house. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
Guys, you need to ketchup with the time.
A guy threatened to touch me yesterday...
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
Why did the gay guy say the n word? Cos he's retarded.
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
Q. What's an orphan's favorite South Park episode?
A. The anti-Family Guy episode.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange who?
Orange glad I didn’t say banana. Hahaha, you’re right, I hate that guy!
Why would a dead guy lie?
Because he can't stand up.
How do you get 4 gay guys on a bar stool? You turn it upside down.
How do you get them back off again? You jerk them off.
Roses are red, violets are blue, all these orphan jokes have ruined this site. Fuck you!
Cooper and Max want to get fucked in the ass by guys.