Thyme jokes

I had to clean out my spice rack and found everything was too old and had to be thrown out. What a waste of thyme.

Did you hear that Daft Punk came out with a cook book?

It's called "One More Thyme."

In this modern age, I feel as though it's inappropriate to make jokes about herbs and fish.

It's not the thyme or the plaice for it.

A guy goes to the store to buy thyme.

When he got back to put the thyme away he realized he still had thyme left. This was all for nothing, it was just a big waste of your thyme.

People say that life is short.

I say... life is the longest thing we ever do.

6:30 is the best time on a clock... hands down.

I ate a time machine once, it was very time-consuming. Especially when I went back four seconds.

Who is the only person time waits for? Nun.

My dad told me he only drinks on days that start with a "T":

Tuesday, Thursday, today, tomorrow.