I had to clean out my spice rack and found everything was too old and had to be thrown out. -- What a waste of thyme.
In this modern age, I feel as though it's inappropriate to make jokes about herbs and fish. It's not the thyme or the plaice for it.
Did you hear that Daft Punk came out with a cook book?
It's called "One More Thyme"
A guy goes to the store to buy thyme. When he got back to put the thyme away he relized he still had thyme left. This was all for nothing it was just a big waste of your thyme.
