Thyme jokes
A guy goes to the store to buy thyme.
When he got back to put the thyme away he realized he still had thyme left. This was all for nothing, it was just a big waste of your thyme.
In this modern age, I feel as though it's inappropriate to make jokes about herbs and fish.
It's not the thyme or the plaice for it.
Did you hear that Daft Punk came out with a cook book?
It's called "One More Thyme."
You: Find a time clock that can change time.
Your friend the next day: Hey, can I borrow yo' house?
You: No, I'm trying to figure out what to do with my TIME!
Also you: Changes the time back to 1267 so you don't have to have that friend again.
I love time.
I am Thor.
And next year, I will be five.
Time is like a machine, it slows down when beaten.
Just chatting, Tim! 🌷🌷🌷🌷
I had to clean out my spice rack and found everything was too old and had to be thrown out. What a waste of thyme.