Gun jokes
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?
Because it's the average class size.
I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"
(gun shot)
Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.
Weed: *gets hit by his own power*
Cop: Wait, shouldn’t you be resistant to your own element?
Weed: Are you resistant to bullets when you shoot a gun?
Memes
The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
Why do you play Call of Duty?
I actually don't know.
This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.
Jeff crosses the US border.
The second he crosses into the USA, a guy comes up with a gun.
Jeff: "That's what I was expecting."
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
My best friend was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one.
Why does America have more guns than people?
Y'know what rhymes with clash, zoom, dang?
Slash, boom, bang, snap.
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I am armed with an automatic 4-OXD 22. caliber machine gun. HANDS IN THE AIR!
What can't a Desert Eagle and Barrett do for stealth missions?
They can't be way too loud.
What do a tank and a warship have in common?
They're overweight.
DB: I'm the only shotgun with more than 1 barrel!
Lancaster: Are you sure about that?
DB: huh?
Lancaster: I have 4 barrels!
DB: WHAT!?
Penta Barrel: I got 5!
DB: *insert becoming uncanny*
Dual Hexagon shotgun: I got 12!
The others: HOW!?
*and that's how an argument started.*
*Shotguns in a nutshell*
2B: MUST.
4B: ADD.
6B: MORE.
12B: *B A R R E L S*
*And that's how multi-barrel shotguns were made.*