Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?
Because it's the average class size.
Gun Jokes
Why do you play Call of Duty?
I actually don't know.
Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.
This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.
Weed: *gets hit by his own power*
Cop: Wait, shouldn’t you be resistant to your own element?
Weed: Are you resistant to bullets when you shoot a gun?
My best friend was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one.
You can tell if a woman is angry if she is holding a gun.
I went to a gun shop yesterday. Everything was half off. I didn't know that back to school sales have begun.
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.
What do a tank and a warship have in common?
They're overweight.
Texas be like everything is bigger here: guns and winter storms!
What did the Deagle say to the G17?
"Son, you're rushing, but in some way, I like it."
AR-15: Who are you?
Musket: I'm you, but from another timeline.
*Shotguns in a nutshell*
2B: MUST.
4B: ADD.
6B: MORE.
12B: *B A R R E L S*
*And that's how multi-barrel shotguns were made.*
DB: I'm the only shotgun with more than 1 barrel!
Lancaster: Are you sure about that?
DB: huh?
Lancaster: I have 4 barrels!
DB: WHAT!?
Penta Barrel: I got 5!
DB: *insert becoming uncanny*
Dual Hexagon shotgun: I got 12!
The others: HOW!?
*and that's how an argument started.*
What's after R-P-G?
W.
Ahhhhh shit! IT’S HUNTING SEASON y’all!
What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!
Y'know what rhymes with clash, zoom, dang?
Slash, boom, bang, snap.
