Gun jokes

I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"

(gun shot)

The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.

Jeff crosses the US border.

The second he crosses into the USA, a guy comes up with a gun.

Jeff: "That's what I was expecting."

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.

What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.

Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?

Because it's the average class size.

Why do you play Call of Duty?

I actually don't know.

Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.

This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.

Weed: *gets hit by his own power*

Cop: Wait, shouldn’t you be resistant to your own element?

Weed: Are you resistant to bullets when you shoot a gun?

My best friend was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one.

You can tell if a woman is angry if she is holding a gun.

I went to a gun shop yesterday. Everything was half off. I didn't know that back to school sales have begun.

Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,

Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.

I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.

What do a tank and a warship have in common?

They're overweight.

Texas be like everything is bigger here: guns and winter storms!

What did the Deagle say to the G17?

"Son, you're rushing, but in some way, I like it."

AR-15: Who are you?

Musket: I'm you, but from another timeline.

*Shotguns in a nutshell*

2B: MUST.

4B: ADD.

6B: MORE.

12B: *B A R R E L S*

*And that's how multi-barrel shotguns were made.*