Gun jokes
How many guns can an octopus hold?
9
My best friend was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one.
Weed: *gets hit by his own power*
Cop: Wait, shouldn’t you be resistant to your own element?
Weed: Are you resistant to bullets when you shoot a gun?
Jeff crosses the US border.
The second he crosses into the USA, a guy comes up with a gun.
Jeff: "That's what I was expecting."
The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.
Memes
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"
(gun shot)
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?
Because it's the average class size.
Why do you play Call of Duty?
I actually don't know.
Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.
This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.
"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."
Name: Jack, call sign "triple".
School: Nova corps gun academy.
Location: Wyoming mountains.
DONE🔫
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
You can tell if a woman is angry if she is holding a gun.
I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.