Gun jokes
How many guns can an octopus hold?
9
I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"
(gun shot)
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?
Because it's the average class size.
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
Jeff crosses the US border.
The second he crosses into the USA, a guy comes up with a gun.
Jeff: "That's what I was expecting."
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
Why do you play Call of Duty?
I actually don't know.
Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.
This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.
My best friend was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one.
Weed: *gets hit by his own power*
Cop: Wait, shouldn’t you be resistant to your own element?
Weed: Are you resistant to bullets when you shoot a gun?
The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.
What do you call autistic people with guns? Special forces.
What do you call gun ammunition made out of human babies?
Project-childs.
(Projectiles)
What can't a Desert Eagle and Barrett do for stealth missions?
They can't be way too loud.
What do a tank and a warship have in common?
They're overweight.
Texas be like everything is bigger here: guns and winter storms!
What did the Deagle say to the G17?
"Son, you're rushing, but in some way, I like it."
AR-15: Who are you?
Musket: I'm you, but from another timeline.