Gun jokes
Who is white, hairy, and rusty in the tree?
It's Rambo Rabbit with a big gun that was.
How many guns can an octopus hold?
9
What do you call autistic people with guns? Special forces.
My best friend was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one.
Weed: *gets hit by his own power*
Cop: Wait, shouldn’t you be resistant to your own element?
Weed: Are you resistant to bullets when you shoot a gun?
I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"
(gun shot)
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
Jeff crosses the US border.
The second he crosses into the USA, a guy comes up with a gun.
Jeff: "That's what I was expecting."
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?
Because it's the average class size.
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.
Why do you play Call of Duty?
I actually don't know.
This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.
What do guns and women have in common?
They both get cocked and loaded.
"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."
DONE🔫
Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun. He tagged my friend really good. At the end, he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher. VICTORY ROAYAL ✌
Texas be like everything is bigger here: guns and winter storms!