Gun jokes
Ok, I found this off of an internet meme, this isn't original:
*grabbing kid* Harambe: Ok kid, I don't have much time, but Obama's last name is- *gunshot*
Little Timmy said, "I had a body, eieio, now you are next!" as he shoots you.
Who is white, hairy, and rusty in the tree?
It's Rambo Rabbit with a big gun that was.
How many guns can an octopus hold?
9
My best friend was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one.
What do you call autistic people with guns? Special forces.
Weed: *gets hit by his own power*
Cop: Wait, shouldn’t you be resistant to your own element?
Weed: Are you resistant to bullets when you shoot a gun?
Jeff crosses the US border.
The second he crosses into the USA, a guy comes up with a gun.
Jeff: "That's what I was expecting."
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?
Because it's the average class size.
I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"
(gun shot)
Why do you play Call of Duty?
I actually don't know.
Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.
This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.
When I tell people my girlfriend's packin', they always think she's really good with a gun.
She's actually transgender and on the waiting list for surgery.
You can tell if a woman is angry if she is holding a gun.
DONE🔫