Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?
Because it's the average class size.
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
What's an emo's favorite food?
Shot gun ammo.
Why are clips 30 rounds? Because that's the average class size.
"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."
What can't a Desert Eagle and Barrett do for stealth missions?
They can't be way too loud.
What do a tank and a warship have in common?
They're overweight.
What did the Deagle say to the G17?
"Son, you're rushing, but in some way, I like it."
Texas be like everything is bigger here: guns and winter storms!
AR-15: Who are you?
Musket: I'm you, but from another timeline.
What’s comes after 9 Millimeter?
How did the bullet lose its job? It got fired!
Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun. He tagged my friend really good. At the end, he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher. VICTORY ROAYAL ✌
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
I went to a gun shop yesterday. Everything was half off. I didn't know that back to school sales have begun.
You can tell if a woman is angry if she is holding a gun.
What's after R-P-G?
W.
Ahhhhh shit! IT’S HUNTING SEASON y’all!
Why does America have more guns than people?
