Gun jokes

Jeff crosses the US border.

The second he crosses into the USA, a guy comes up with a gun.

Jeff: "That's what I was expecting."

What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.

Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.

Why do you play Call of Duty?

I actually don't know.

This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.

I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"

(gun shot)

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.

Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?

Because it's the average class size.

The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.

Weed: *gets hit by his own power*

Cop: Wait, shouldn’t you be resistant to your own element?

Weed: Are you resistant to bullets when you shoot a gun?

My best friend was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one.

DONE🔫

What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?

An AK-BAR 47.

I went to a gun shop yesterday. Everything was half off. I didn't know that back to school sales have begun.

You can tell if a woman is angry if she is holding a gun.

I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.

Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,

Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.

What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!

How did the bullet lose its job? It got fired!

Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun. He tagged my friend really good. At the end, he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher. VICTORY ROAYAL ✌