Gun jokes
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?
Because it's the average class size.
Why do you play Call of Duty?
I actually don't know.
Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.
This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.
Weed: *gets hit by his own power*
Cop: Wait, shouldn’t you be resistant to your own element?
Weed: Are you resistant to bullets when you shoot a gun?
My best friend was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one.
You can tell if a woman is angry if she is holding a gun.
I went to a gun shop yesterday. Everything was half off. I didn't know that back to school sales have begun.
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.
What do a tank and a warship have in common?
They're overweight.
Texas be like everything is bigger here: guns and winter storms!
What did the Deagle say to the G17?
"Son, you're rushing, but in some way, I like it."
AR-15: Who are you?
Musket: I'm you, but from another timeline.
*Shotguns in a nutshell*
2B: MUST.
4B: ADD.
6B: MORE.
12B: *B A R R E L S*
*And that's how multi-barrel shotguns were made.*
DB: I'm the only shotgun with more than 1 barrel!
Lancaster: Are you sure about that?
DB: huh?
Lancaster: I have 4 barrels!
DB: WHAT!?
Penta Barrel: I got 5!
DB: *insert becoming uncanny*
Dual Hexagon shotgun: I got 12!
The others: HOW!?
*and that's how an argument started.*
What's after R-P-G?
W.
Ahhhhh shit! IT’S HUNTING SEASON y’all!