I took my girlfriend out the other day... Man do I love being a sniper.
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday morning. Damn, I love being a sniper
What makes a 360 no-scope and JFK's assassination similar?
Both were some of the greatest achievements in history to achieve.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Mom where are we going To your grandma's funeral Yeah cus i 360 no scoped that bit** in the face.
A man find out his wife is cheating on him with his best friend, so he hires a hitman to shoot his wife in the head, and his friend in the balls. The hitman charges $100 per bullet. The man agrees. Later, they set up, and the hitman looks through the scope and says “I can save you $100”
in the word of kerk cobane " check this sweet no scope "
