Gun jokes
Why does America have more guns than people?
Y'know what rhymes with clash, zoom, dang?
Slash, boom, bang, snap.
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!
I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.
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I am armed with an automatic 4-OXD 22. caliber machine gun. HANDS IN THE AIR!
DB: I'm the only shotgun with more than 1 barrel!
Lancaster: Are you sure about that?
DB: huh?
Lancaster: I have 4 barrels!
DB: WHAT!?
Penta Barrel: I got 5!
DB: *insert becoming uncanny*
Dual Hexagon shotgun: I got 12!
The others: HOW!?
*and that's how an argument started.*
*Shotguns in a nutshell*
2B: MUST.
4B: ADD.
6B: MORE.
12B: *B A R R E L S*
*And that's how multi-barrel shotguns were made.*
What's after R-P-G?
W.
Ahhhhh shit! IT’S HUNTING SEASON y’all!
How did the bullet lose its job? It got fired!
Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun. He tagged my friend really good. At the end, he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher. VICTORY ROAYAL ✌
What’s comes after 9 Millimeter?
"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."
You can tell if a woman is angry if she is holding a gun.
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
Name: Jack, call sign "triple".
School: Nova corps gun academy.
Location: Wyoming mountains.
I went to a gun shop yesterday. Everything was half off. I didn't know that back to school sales have begun.
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