Gun jokes
What can't a Desert Eagle and Barrett do for stealth missions?
They can't be way too loud.
What do a tank and a warship have in common?
They're overweight.
What’s comes after 9 Millimeter?
AR-15: Who are you?
Musket: I'm you, but from another timeline.
*Shotguns in a nutshell*
2B: MUST.
4B: ADD.
6B: MORE.
12B: *B A R R E L S*
*And that's how multi-barrel shotguns were made.*
Memes
What's after R-P-G?
W.
Texas be like everything is bigger here: guns and winter storms!
What did the Deagle say to the G17?
"Son, you're rushing, but in some way, I like it."
DB: I'm the only shotgun with more than 1 barrel!
Lancaster: Are you sure about that?
DB: huh?
Lancaster: I have 4 barrels!
DB: WHAT!?
Penta Barrel: I got 5!
DB: *insert becoming uncanny*
Dual Hexagon shotgun: I got 12!
The others: HOW!?
*and that's how an argument started.*
DONE🔫
I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.
You can tell if a woman is angry if she is holding a gun.
Name: Jack, call sign "triple".
School: Nova corps gun academy.
Location: Wyoming mountains.
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
I went to a gun shop yesterday. Everything was half off. I didn't know that back to school sales have begun.
"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."
Teacher: Tell me a moral story.
Little Johnny: Once my grandfather was in WW2. He saw everyone praising to kill him. For example, we should sneak up and kill him. We get the helicopter above and shoot him from there. My grandfather heard this, he got his gun and shot them all.
Teacher: What is the moral even?
Little Johnny: Never plan to kill my grandfather.
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing, and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says, "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence; then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?"
What weighs 5 oz. and is very dangerous?
A sparrow with a machine gun, of course!
When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.