Gun jokes

What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!

Y'know what rhymes with clash, zoom, dang?

Slash, boom, bang, snap.

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I am armed with an automatic 4-OXD 22. caliber machine gun. HANDS IN THE AIR!

Why does America have more guns than people?

How did the bullet lose its job? It got fired!

What’s comes after 9 Millimeter?

What can't a Desert Eagle and Barrett do for stealth missions?

They can't be way too loud.

Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun. He tagged my friend really good. At the end, he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher. VICTORY ROAYAL ✌

"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."

Name: Jack, call sign "triple".

School: Nova corps gun academy.

Location: Wyoming mountains.

DONE🔫

What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?

An AK-BAR 47.

Teacher: Tell me a moral story.

Little Johnny: Once my grandfather was in WW2. He saw everyone praising to kill him. For example, we should sneak up and kill him. We get the helicopter above and shoot him from there. My grandfather heard this, he got his gun and shot them all.

Teacher: What is the moral even?

Little Johnny: Never plan to kill my grandfather.

What weighs 5 oz. and is very dangerous?

A sparrow with a machine gun, of course!

When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.

Easy way to get away from rape is to become the rapist. All women need to carry a 12-inch dildo and a gun!

So, once upon a time, there was a man who lived in his house with his wife.

He got up to go out to work and closed the front door behind him.

Not even four seconds later, he came back inside panicking, saying, "There's a rabbit with a gun outside!"

The wife replied, "Oh, don't worry, rabbits don't have guns. They can't shoot people; you must be imagining things."

The man calmed down for a few minutes, and after some reassuring, he eventually decided to try to go back out to work again.

So he stepped outside the front door, and the rabbit shot him.

What takes knowledge to do and also takes knowledge away?

Looking down the barrel and pulling the trigger. 😂

Me: Hi, my name is...

Bro: Hey guys! So who are you?

Me: Hey, stop dude!

Bro: How is it going, bro--

Me: SHUT UP!

Bro: Is that a gun?

Me: *Pointing at bro*

Bro: Dude, I'm...

Me: *BANG* *BANG*

Me: Finally, it's over.