Gun jokes
Y'know what rhymes with clash, zoom, dang?
Slash, boom, bang, snap.
I am armed with an automatic 4-OXD 22. caliber machine gun. HANDS IN THE AIR!
Why does America have more guns than people?
This is rifle. ▄【デc̷a̷t̷══━一 He needs help being spread across this website. Copy this message and paste it on any joke upon this website. Spread and save rifle.
What can't a Desert Eagle and Barrett do for stealth missions?
They can't be way too loud.
Memes
What do a tank and a warship have in common?
They're overweight.
DB: I'm the only shotgun with more than 1 barrel!
Lancaster: Are you sure about that?
DB: huh?
Lancaster: I have 4 barrels!
DB: WHAT!?
Penta Barrel: I got 5!
DB: *insert becoming uncanny*
Dual Hexagon shotgun: I got 12!
The others: HOW!?
*and that's how an argument started.*
*Shotguns in a nutshell*
2B: MUST.
4B: ADD.
6B: MORE.
12B: *B A R R E L S*
*And that's how multi-barrel shotguns were made.*
Texas be like everything is bigger here: guns and winter storms!
What did the Deagle say to the G17?
"Son, you're rushing, but in some way, I like it."
AR-15: Who are you?
Musket: I'm you, but from another timeline.
What's after R-P-G?
W.
Ahhhhh shit! IT’S HUNTING SEASON y’all!
What’s comes after 9 Millimeter?
"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."
Name: Jack, call sign "triple".
School: Nova corps gun academy.
Location: Wyoming mountains.
Teacher: Tell me a moral story.
Little Johnny: Once my grandfather was in WW2. He saw everyone praising to kill him. For example, we should sneak up and kill him. We get the helicopter above and shoot him from there. My grandfather heard this, he got his gun and shot them all.
Teacher: What is the moral even?
Little Johnny: Never plan to kill my grandfather.
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing, and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says, "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence; then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?"
What weighs 5 oz. and is very dangerous?
A sparrow with a machine gun, of course!
When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.