Gun jokes
What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!
Texas be like everything is bigger here: guns and winter storms!
What did the Deagle say to the G17?
"Son, you're rushing, but in some way, I like it."
*Shotguns in a nutshell*
2B: MUST.
4B: ADD.
6B: MORE.
12B: *B A R R E L S*
*And that's how multi-barrel shotguns were made.*
DB: I'm the only shotgun with more than 1 barrel!
Lancaster: Are you sure about that?
DB: huh?
Lancaster: I have 4 barrels!
DB: WHAT!?
Penta Barrel: I got 5!
DB: *insert becoming uncanny*
Dual Hexagon shotgun: I got 12!
The others: HOW!?
*and that's how an argument started.*
AR-15: Who are you?
Musket: I'm you, but from another timeline.
What's after R-P-G?
W.
Ahhhhh shit! IT’S HUNTING SEASON y’all!
What can't a Desert Eagle and Barrett do for stealth missions?
They can't be way too loud.
What do a tank and a warship have in common?
They're overweight.
Why does America have more guns than people?
Y'know what rhymes with clash, zoom, dang?
Slash, boom, bang, snap.
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I am armed with an automatic 4-OXD 22. caliber machine gun. HANDS IN THE AIR!
How did the bullet lose its job? It got fired!
Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun. He tagged my friend really good. At the end, he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher. VICTORY ROAYAL ✌
What’s comes after 9 Millimeter?
I went to a gun shop yesterday. Everything was half off. I didn't know that back to school sales have begun.
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing, and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says, "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence; then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?"
What weighs 5 oz. and is very dangerous?
A sparrow with a machine gun, of course!