Gun jokes
DB: I'm the only shotgun with more than 1 barrel!
Lancaster: Are you sure about that?
DB: huh?
Lancaster: I have 4 barrels!
DB: WHAT!?
Penta Barrel: I got 5!
DB: *insert becoming uncanny*
Dual Hexagon shotgun: I got 12!
The others: HOW!?
*and that's how an argument started.*
*Shotguns in a nutshell*
2B: MUST.
4B: ADD.
6B: MORE.
12B: *B A R R E L S*
*And that's how multi-barrel shotguns were made.*
What's after R-P-G?
W.
I went to a gun shop yesterday. Everything was half off. I didn't know that back to school sales have begun.
I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.
Memes
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!
What can't a Desert Eagle and Barrett do for stealth missions?
They can't be way too loud.
What do a tank and a warship have in common?
They're overweight.
How did the bullet lose its job? It got fired!
Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun. He tagged my friend really good. At the end, he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher. VICTORY ROAYAL ✌
What’s comes after 9 Millimeter?
You can tell if a woman is angry if she is holding a gun.
DONE🔫
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."
Name: Jack, call sign "triple".
School: Nova corps gun academy.
Location: Wyoming mountains.
Teacher: Tell me a moral story.
Little Johnny: Once my grandfather was in WW2. He saw everyone praising to kill him. For example, we should sneak up and kill him. We get the helicopter above and shoot him from there. My grandfather heard this, he got his gun and shot them all.
Teacher: What is the moral even?
Little Johnny: Never plan to kill my grandfather.
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing, and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says, "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence; then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?"
What weighs 5 oz. and is very dangerous?
A sparrow with a machine gun, of course!