Call of Duty jokes
Why do you play Call of Duty?
I actually don't know.
I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.
Okay, I love reading Freshfry's conversations with random people. I love the ones where he has a full blown talking battle. I personally like reading them and I love reading them on my Chromebook while I play Call of Duty and Fortnite on my Xbox.
If you guys out there like reading Freshfry's conversations with random people, just comment and tell me. Talk to you guys later, watersharky out.
Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?
Because they have to land at houses.
My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!
Me: I got 60 kills!
My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!
Me: What's Call of Duty?
Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?
Because he can't handle all six perks.
Bully: You are ugly.
Me: You are so fat, you are the Call of Duty map.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What do Call of Duty players say when they shoot up a school?
654-721-8940
(If you understand the joke, you're a god.)
What do you call a crippled terrorist?
An RC-XD.
My cousin: Brother, I lost in a game of Call of Duty: Moe Bill [he was supposed to pronounce it as mobile; however, I left it as it is].
Me: So tell me about it then.
My cousin: I lost to Sum_Baldi.
Me: Somebody? Don’t they have, like, the name of you opponents?
My cousin: No, no, no, the name was Sum_Baldi. S.U.M_B.A.L.D.I.
Me: Ok, my bad. Continue.
My cousin: I got Sum_Baldi, and 5 seconds later, I got kill[ed] by Sum_Fing_Wong.
Me: It’s not wrong! In Call of Duty, you are suppose to kill or be killed.
My cousin: No, no, no, the name was Sum_Fing_Wong. S.U.M_F.I.N.G_W.O.N.G.
Me: My bad again. Do continue.
My cousin: I got so angry I blow[ed] up.
Me: So you got blowed up, by what weapon?
My cousin: By the game.
Me: [was not expecting that for an answer]
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"
What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?
You’ve got to get more than one down.
Me and my little brother were playing Call Of Duty. He wasn't doing very good, so I told him so. My brother said to me, "At least I don't have to camp in order to get kills." I then responded with, "I would call you cancer, but at least cancer kills."
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A RC-XD.
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
Call of Duty kill cam be like.
This is the best kill streak ever!
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD