Gun Jokes

(Me) Hey bro, tell me a joke!

(My friend) Your mom. *Starts Laughing*

(Me) *Fakes laughs* *then points a gun at him*

At this moment, he knew he fucked up.

I wish I was a policeman, 'cause then I would actually have a gun to shoot myself with.

The school shooter when the cops show up be like:

"Ain't nothing gonna break my stride, ain't nothing gonna hold me down. Oh oh. I've got to keep on moving."

So, y'all remember Hitler, right?

Ok, so I own a gun with Nazi rounds. I shot a guy who was entering my home who wasn't invited. He said, "Did you shoot me with Nazi rounds?" Then I said, "Do you mean 'nein' millimeter?"

There were three men in a car: the driver, a homeless man, and a rapper. The driver takes them to the woods and says, "I'm not really a cab driver, I'm a wanted killer." The homeless man says, "I'm not really homeless," and pulls out a chain. The rapper says, "If we're gonna be completely honest, I'm not a rapper, I'm a cop!"

The meme shows a person, The Deep, in three panels. The first panel says "If guns don't kill people, people kill people." The second panel shows the same person with the text "Does that mean: toasters don't toast toast, toast toasts toast." The third panel shows the same person in black and white with the text "Deep thoughts with The Deep".

If I was in a room with Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, Hitler, and my greatest enemy, I would pour out the bullets and beat my enemy with the gun.

Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!

I'm in school shooting. #USA

Ok, I found this off of an internet meme, this isn't original:

*grabbing kid* Harambe: Ok kid, I don't have much time, but Obama's last name is- *gunshot*

If Republicans really wanted to enact pro-life legislation, they would ban guns, not abortion.

Little Timmy said, "I had a body, eieio, now you are next!" as he shoots you.

Who is white, hairy, and rusty in the tree?

It's Rambo Rabbit with a big gun that was.

How many guns can an octopus hold?

The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.

I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"

(gun shot)

The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.