I wish I was a policeman, 'cause then I would actually have a gun to shoot myself with.
The school shooter when the cops show up be like:
"Ain't nothing gonna break my stride, ain't nothing gonna hold me down. Oh oh. I've got to keep on moving."
So, y'all remember Hitler, right?
Ok, so I own a gun with Nazi rounds. I shot a guy who was entering my home who wasn't invited. He said, "Did you shoot me with Nazi rounds?" Then I said, "Do you mean 'nein' millimeter?"
There were three men in a car: the driver, a homeless man, and a rapper. The driver takes them to the woods and says, "I'm not really a cab driver, I'm a wanted killer." The homeless man says, "I'm not really homeless," and pulls out a chain. The rapper says, "If we're gonna be completely honest, I'm not a rapper, I'm a cop!"
If I was in a room with Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, Hitler, and my greatest enemy, I would pour out the bullets and beat my enemy with the gun.
I'm in school shooting. #USA
Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!
Who is white, hairy, and rusty in the tree?
It's Rambo Rabbit with a big gun that was.
Little Timmy said, "I had a body, eieio, now you are next!" as he shoots you.
Ok, I found this off of an internet meme, this isn't original:
*grabbing kid* Harambe: Ok kid, I don't have much time, but Obama's last name is- *gunshot*
If Republicans really wanted to enact pro-life legislation, they would ban guns, not abortion.
How many guns can an octopus hold?
9
This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.
Jeff crosses the US border.
The second he crosses into the USA, a guy comes up with a gun.
Jeff: "That's what I was expecting."
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
Why do you play Call of Duty?
I actually don't know.
Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.
I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"
(gun shot)
The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.
Weed: *gets hit by his own power*
Cop: Wait, shouldn’t you be resistant to your own element?
Weed: Are you resistant to bullets when you shoot a gun?
