what do you call a avocado that got shot? glockamole
A robber held up a depressed kid at gun point. The depressed kid took the gun, and said, "I'll do it myself."
boss: you're fired
me: *turns in my gun and my badge*
boss: you're a waiter where did you get those
me: do you ever just walk into a room and forget what you were doing?
bank teller: [eyes wide] uhhhhh
me: *scratches head with gun* man, i hate it when this happens
I own a gun with Nazi rounds and shot a guy who broke into my house. He said “did you just shoot me with a Nazi round?” and I replied “do you mean Nein millimeter?”
Imagine your new playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1:shoot someone Option 2:suicide
Me: aren't they the same thing?
Knott and Shott got into a gunfight. Knott was shot and Shott was not. Therefore it was better to be Shott than Knott. But what if the shot Shott shot didn't hit Knott but Shott? Then the shot Shott shot shot Shott.
What do you do when you finish a magazine at a hospital? Reload and keep shooting
What do u call a disabled kid with a gun?
Special forces
There are going so many things through my head. Sadly none of it is a 9mm.
*School shooting happens*
Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk*
American student: "First time?"
What’s the difference between a bullet and a jue
One come out the chamber
If a person shoot's a person about to commit suicide, is it making it less painful or is it murder?
What’s the only time you can do almost whatever you want
When you have a gun in you hand
A young blonde woman fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. The hysterical blonde tells her husband: "Shut up ... you're next!"
What do you call a autism kid with a gun?
Special forces
What do you call a gun that doesn't kill anyone? -a VEGUN
A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low and the cliff was non existent and now you took the poison !"
My friend loves playing Roulette, so I figured I would introduce him to Russian Roulette. Blew his mind.
what's the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid
Depends who's shooting