Gun jokes

Me: Do you ever just walk into a room and forget what you were doing?

Bank teller: [eyes wide] Uhhhhh...

Me: *scratches head with gun* Man, I hate it when this happens.

Boss: You're fired.

Me: *turns in my gun and my badge*

Boss: You're a waiter. Where did you get those?

Knott and Shott got into a gunfight. Knott was shot and Shott was not. Therefore, it was better to be Shott than Knott. But what if the shot Shott shot didn't hit Knott but Shott? Then the shot Shott shot shot Shott.

A robber held up a depressed kid at gun point.

The depressed kid took the gun, and said, "I'll do it myself."

A young blonde woman fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a shop and buys a handgun.

The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. The hysterical blonde tells her husband: "Shut up... you're next!"

What do you call a gun that doesn't kill anyone?

- A VEGUN.

My doctor said, "You have 1 year to live."

I said, "You wanna bet?"

Bam, a gunshot!

I own a gun with Nazi rounds and shot a guy who broke into my house. He said, “Did you just shoot me with a Nazi round?” and I replied, “Do you mean Nein millimeter?”

Where is the cheapest gun range? Your local public school.

in can re;ate to this its always going through my mind

The Columbine High School basketball team hasn't been the same since they lost their two best shooters.

What do you call a group of depressed kids with guns?

The suicide squad.

Me and my stepmom went into the forest.

I think I hid the body pretty well, but now I have to hide the gun.

What's the only gun that doesn't exist in Africa?

A water gun.

Everybody loves guns!

Every time I show them mine, they give me free stuff.

I was hiking once with my girlfriend. Suddenly, a huge brown bear was charging at us, really mad. We must have come close to her cubs.

Luckily I had my 9mm pistol with me. One shot to my girlfriend's kneecap was all it took. I could walk away at a comfortable pace.

If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs. Biden can't get it.

Biden: *falls over on steps*

What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?

An AK-46.

I had the WORST day ever. My ex was sent to the hospital from a gun, and I got my hunting license removed.

Gun control...