Water Gun jokes

What is a gun that Africa doesn't have? A water gun.

What's the only gun that doesn't exist in Africa?

A water gun.

What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.

What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa?

A water gun...

What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.

Africa has every type of gun but one...

A water gun.

What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.

How did Stephen Hawking die?

He lost a water gun fight.

What gun isn’t allowed in Africa?

A water gun.

What gun can’t you find in Africa?

A water gun.

I’m posting this again cuz I can and cuz it got thumbs downs and cuz I’m bored. Stop being sensitive snowflakes and get a sense of humor. Geez.

What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.

Africa has every gun except for what?

A water gun.

How did the guy rob the water park?

He used a water gun!

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Any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery.

"Sanderson, fire a warning shot."

"Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher."

"Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger."

I shot a man with a paintball gun just to watch him dye.

On the inside of a fire hydrant you'll find H2O. What's on the outside? K9P.