Gun jokes
Why do American guns only have 30 bullets?
'Cause that's how many kids are in a class.
Gun + Backpack = Fun!
What was the last thing that went through JFK's mind? A bullet.
I gave a blind kid a gun, telling him it was a hair drier.
What do you do when you finish a magazine at a hospital?
Reload and keep shooting.
There are so many things going through my head. Sadly, none of it is a 9mm.
*School shooting happens*
Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk*
American student: "First time?"
Why are so many Americans stupid? Because they shoot the ones that go to school.
What’s the difference between a bullet and a Jew?
One comes out of the chamber.
If a person shoots a person about to commit suicide, is it making it less painful, or is it murder?
What's the cool thing about bringing a pack of gum or a shotgun to school?
When you pull one out everybody wants to be your friend. :)
My friend loves playing Roulette, so I figured I would introduce him to Russian Roulette. Blew his mind.
What's the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid? It depends on who's shooting.
Me: Hey, do you want to see my grandma?
Friend: Yeah, sure.
Me: *pulls out gun*
I wanted to solve teen suicide, so I shot up a middle school.
I bought a gun from Walmart today. I guess they knew what I was going to do with it, because when I pulled the gun on the cashier, I realized the firing mechanism was in reverse.
I went to the shooting range the other day. After a while, I realized I was the only one there. So, I decided to go home and saw on the news that there was a mass school shooting and there were reporters on the scene. Man, I knew I should have stayed around a little longer.
Famous last words:
"Don't worry man, it's not even loaded."
What does a light bulb and a school shooter have in common?
They both light up the room.
I was gonna do a school shooter joke, but it was aimed at younger audiences.