Gun Jokes

What do you do during a shooting? why join in of course....

i swear in America, one school shooter can take good care of hundreds of kids, but hundreds of soldiers cant even win a war, might as well send all your school shooters over there

What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock? Glockomole

A man walks into a bar with a 44. Magnum and yells who the fuck fucked my wife. The bartender answers "Mate you ain't got enough bullets."

What did the white kid pull out of his bookbag? A 9mm

What are so special about bullets ? :- They do work after they are fired

Me: hey do you want to see my grandma. Friend: yeah sure Me: *pulls out gun*

Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head (JFK Rizz)

My dad just found out and told my mom about one of their friends Chad just murdered his wife Claire and after doing that he turned the gun on himself and committed suicide right after My moms reply: Jesus Chad will do anything to get out of cleaning his mess won’t he

A young blonde woman fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. The hysterical blonde tells her husband: "Shut up ... you're next!"

The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him with my gun. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.

Me: (pointing up in the air) "EVERYBODY LISTEN UP THIS IS A ROBBERY" Girl: "dude, this is a library" Me: "oh" (screwing on a silencer)

Where is the cheapest gun range? Your local public school

When the school shooter is about to leave the room then the autistic kid says “Goodbye!”.

I love telling stories as theatrical plays. When we had a free dress day near Christmas my teacher dressed up as a reindeer, so I got my teacher involved...and shot her.