Gun jokes
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
Me: Hey, do you want to see my grandma?
Friend: Yeah, sure.
Me: *pulls out gun*
The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to their head.
What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them.
Where is the cheapest gun range? Your local public school.
Q: What did I find on my son's search history?
A: Where is the nearest gun shop?
I wish I was a policeman, 'cause then I would actually have a gun to shoot myself with.
What's the difference between 8 and 9? When you have the 9, everyone wants to be your friend.
I was hiking once with my girlfriend. Suddenly, a huge brown bear was charging at us, really mad. We must have come close to her cubs.
Luckily I had my 9mm pistol with me. One shot to my girlfriend's kneecap was all it took. I could walk away at a comfortable pace.
If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs. Biden can't get it.
Biden: *falls over on steps*
Poop fell off the earth.
I gave a blind man a gun and told him it was a hair dryer.
When you're sitting in class and the quiet kid yells, "Lovely day, isn't it?" ... and you see a Glock shape in his pocket.
I remember my uncle's last words:
"I don't think we're going shooting today."
What do you call a group of depressed kids with guns?
The suicide squad.
DONE🔫
Why do most guns in America have an average mag/clip size of only 30?
Because that's the average class size in America.
Texas be like everything is bigger here: guns and winter storms!
What happened when the gun dealer found his pistol in his shoe?
He found that he had a piece in his sole!
*Shotguns in a nutshell*
2B: MUST.
4B: ADD.
6B: MORE.
12B: *B A R R E L S*
*And that's how multi-barrel shotguns were made.*