Gun jokes
Why do American guns only have 30 bullets?
'Cause that's how many kids are in a class.
Gun + Backpack = Fun!
What was the last thing that went through JFK's mind? A bullet.
I gave a blind kid a gun, telling him it was a hair drier.
What do you do when you finish a magazine at a hospital?
Reload and keep shooting.
There are so many things going through my head. Sadly, none of it is a 9mm.
*School shooting happens*
Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk*
American student: "First time?"
Why are so many Americans stupid? Because they shoot the ones that go to school.
What’s the difference between a bullet and a Jew?
One comes out of the chamber.
What's the cool thing about bringing a pack of gum or a shotgun to school?
When you pull one out everybody wants to be your friend. :)
If a person shoots a person about to commit suicide, is it making it less painful, or is it murder?
Why does Kurt Cobain hate his brother?
Because he's always calling shotgun.
My friend loves playing Roulette, so I figured I would introduce him to Russian Roulette. Blew his mind.
What's the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid? It depends on who's shooting.
Me: Hey, do you want to see my grandma?
Friend: Yeah, sure.
Me: *pulls out gun*
I wanted to solve teen suicide, so I shot up a middle school.
I bought a gun from Walmart today. I guess they knew what I was going to do with it, because when I pulled the gun on the cashier, I realized the firing mechanism was in reverse.
I went to the shooting range the other day. After a while, I realized I was the only one there. So, I decided to go home and saw on the news that there was a mass school shooting and there were reporters on the scene. Man, I knew I should have stayed around a little longer.
Famous last words:
"Don't worry man, it's not even loaded."
What does a light bulb and a school shooter have in common?
They both light up the room.