Gun + Backpack = Fun
What was the last thing that went through JFKs mind? A bullet
I gave a blind kid a gun telling him it was a hair drier.
What do you do when you finish a magazine at a hospital? Reload and keep shooting
*School shooting happens*
Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk*
American student: "First time?"
There are going so many things through my head. Sadly none of it is a 9mm.
What’s the difference between a bullet and a jue
One come out the chamber
If a person shoot's a person about to commit suicide, is it making it less painful or is it murder?
My friend loves playing Roulette, so I figured I would introduce him to Russian Roulette. Blew his mind.
What's the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid? It depends on who's shooting.
Me: hey do you want to see my grandma. Friend: yeah sure Me: *pulls out gun*
I wanted to solve Teen Suicide, so I shot up a Middle School.
I bought a gun from Walmart today. I guess they knew what I was going to do with it, because when I pulled the gun on the cashier, I realized the firing mechanism was in reverse.
I went to the shooting range the other day after a while I realized I was the only one there so I decided to go home and saw on the news that there was a mass school shooting and there were reporters on the scene, man I knew I should have stayed around a little longer.
Famous last words:
"Don't worry man, it's not even loaded."
What does a light bulb and a school shooter have in common? They both light up the room
How to kill a blind person. Give them a gun and tell them its a hairdryer.
My friend was a victim of a school shooting once but he couldnt tell if they were in the library because of the suppressor on his ar
A man tried to shoot Adolf Hitler but missed. Then Adolf replied, "Oh shoot, I did nazi that coming!"
Today someone was killed with a starter pistol. Police think it might be race related.
