The Columbine High School basketball team hasn't been the same since they lost their two best shooters.
Columbine's Basketball Woes
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Explain Bear
Listen here, pal. This joke is dark as heck. It's about the Columbine High School shooting, but instead of talking about the actual tragedy, it frames the shooters as basketball players. Get it? You wouldn't, cause you are just a silly goose.
Joe blow from Littleton,
I went to school at Columbine asshole. I graduated way before this happened. Trust me. If you said this to my face......
Colby
Well the 2 best shooters lacked any accuracy, plus they didn't think twice about the ammo issue they didn't realize until the very last moment. That's why you bring a silenced pistol insead of a shotgun that deaf people could hear from as far as yellowstone. If anyone plays Far Cry and Call of Duty, they'd understand the luck stealth can bring instead of just pulling out an unsupressed firearm and shooting at anything that moves whether it can talk in full sentences or not.
Anonymous
Your last name is blow you aren’t doing shit.