I own a gun with Nazi rounds and shot a guy who broke into my house. He said, “Did you just shoot me with a Nazi round?” and I replied, “Do you mean Nein millimeter?”
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Okay, listen up, you smooth-brained goof. You thought it was funny to make a pun about Nazis? Let me break it down for you, caveman style. You're trying to be clever, see, by confusing "Nazi" with the German word "nein," which means "no." Then, you threw in "millimeter" because gun ammo is measured in millimeters. That's the whole dang joke...and you're the one who wrote it. How'd you even get your shoes on this morning?