Gun jokes

I was gonna do a school shooter joke, but it was aimed at younger audiences.

How to kill a blind person.

Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.

My friend was a victim of a school shooting once, but he couldn't tell if they were in the library because of the suppressor on his AR.

A man tried to shoot Adolf Hitler, but missed. Then Adolf replied, "Oh shoot, I did nazi that coming!"

Today someone was killed with a starter pistol. Police think it might be race related.

Warning, this is dark.

How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch? Give 'em a Sandy Hook.

Q. What do you call a gun that rapes someone?

A. An assault rifle.

So, I was at a funeral the other day, and it was a school shooting mass funeral. The lady beside me asked me, “What do you think was going through their heads?” And I replied, “Probably a bullet.” She was furious and said, “How dare you! You have no idea what those kids were probably going through!” And I replied, “Well, they were going through anything the bullet was going through them.”

What is Jesus' favorite gun?

A nail gun.

When a school shooter walks to the intercom and plays Pumped Up Kicks.

I tried to warn my son about playing Russian roulette. It went in one ear and out the other.

Why can't a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?

Their focus is always off.

What’s an abbreviation for school in America?

Shooting range.

Jokes just as dead as the victims.

Do you know what you first feel when you shoot someone?

The recoil.

Why do I have to go to a shooting range when I can go to school and do it for free?

Everybody misses Xxxtentacion, but the bullet didn't...

Woman: "I want coffee, black."

Cop: *takes out gun* "WHERE?!"

Kurt Cobain didn't mean to kill himself. He was just so high he thought the shotgun was a bong.

His lyrics are so ironic but so true. "I'm not coming back". "I swear I don't have a gun."

A depressed man buys a gun for suicide, but then thinks, "maybe I shouldn't be doing this," and asks a friend for help. He returns with a rope.

My therapist said: "Time heals all wounds."

I shot her, now we wait.