Gun

Gun jokes

School shooting

My friend was a victim of a school shooting once, but he couldn't tell if they were in the library because of the suppressor on his AR.

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  • Adolf Hitler

    A man tried to shoot Adolf Hitler, but missed. Then Adolf replied, "Oh shoot, I did nazi that coming!"

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  • Pistol

    Today someone was killed with a starter pistol. Police think it might be race related.

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  • Sandy Hook

    Warning, this is dark.

    How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch? Give 'em a Sandy Hook.

    School shooting

    So, I was at a funeral the other day, and it was a school shooting mass funeral. The lady beside me asked me, “What do you think was going through their heads?” And I replied, “Probably a bullet.” She was furious and said, “How dare you! You have no idea what those kids were probably going through!” And I replied, “Well, they were going through anything the bullet was going through them.”

    School shooting

    The school shooter: "I finally found you worthless crybabies!!"

    The Quiet Kid: "How are a bag of chips and a mac11 the same?"

    The school shooter: "I don't know."

    The Quiet kid: "When you pull them out everybody wants to be your friend."

    Roulette

    I tried to warn my son about playing Russian roulette. It went in one ear and out the other.

    Shotgun

    Why does Kurt Cobain hate his brother?

    Because he's always calling shotgun.

    ADHD

    Why can't a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?

    Their focus is always off.

    Desert eagle

    Teacher: What's your favorite animal?

    Me: Desert Eagle.

    Teacher: Why?

    Me: 'Cause it fits in my backpack.

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