Gun jokes

I went to a gun shop yesterday. Everything was half off. I didn't know that back to school sales have begun.

Texas be like everything is bigger here: guns and winter storms!

If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs. Biden can't get it.

Biden: *falls over on steps*

What happened when the gun dealer found his pistol in his shoe?

He found that he had a piece in his sole!

When the school shooter gets killed and everyone is cheering, but you walk toward his gun; "I will finish what you started."

What's the difference between a yandere and a gun?

Nothing.

Flip them off the wrong way and you're dead.

What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?

Glockamole.

Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,

Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.

DONE🔫

I’m posting this again cuz I can and cuz it got thumbs downs and cuz I’m bored. Stop being sensitive snowflakes and get a sense of humor. Geez.

What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.

Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.

Poop fell off the earth.

True fact: Five out of six people think Russian roulette is safe.

(Russian roulette is a game where you put 1 bullet in a pistol that has 6 chambers; each person spins it and tries not to land on the bullet to find out if you got the bullet or not. You point the gun at yourself and pull the trigger.)

I gave a blind man a gun and told him it was a hair dryer.

Three people explored the jungles, one was from France, one from Britain, and the other from America.

While exploring, they were captured by the tribe living there. The tribesmen told the three, "You three have invaded our territory, so we must kill you and use your bodies to create canoes. However, we aren't that heartless, so we'll let you choose your deaths."

So the French guy asked for a gun, pointed to his head, and said "Viva la France!" and shot himself. The Britain guy requested poison and said, "For the Queen!" and drank the poison. Lastly, the American asked for a spoon. The tribesmen were confused but still gave him the spoon. When the American got the spoon, he started stabbing himself, "Try make a canoe out of this one!"

Slay.

Guns control.

Ahhhhh shit! IT’S HUNTING SEASON y’all!

The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.

*Shotguns in a nutshell*

2B: MUST.

4B: ADD.

6B: MORE.

12B: *B A R R E L S*

*And that's how multi-barrel shotguns were made.*