My friend was a victim of a school shooting once, but he couldn't tell if they were in the library because of the suppressor on his AR.
A man tried to shoot Adolf Hitler, but missed. Then Adolf replied, "Oh shoot, I did nazi that coming!"
Today someone was killed with a starter pistol. Police think it might be race related.
Warning, this is dark.
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch? Give 'em a Sandy Hook.
Q. What do you call a gun that rapes someone?
A. An assault rifle.
So, I was at a funeral the other day, and it was a school shooting mass funeral. The lady beside me asked me, “What do you think was going through their heads?” And I replied, “Probably a bullet.” She was furious and said, “How dare you! You have no idea what those kids were probably going through!” And I replied, “Well, they were going through anything the bullet was going through them.”
What is Jesus' favorite gun?
A nail gun.
The school shooter: "I finally found you worthless crybabies!!"
The Quiet Kid: "How are a bag of chips and a mac11 the same?"
The school shooter: "I don't know."
The Quiet kid: "When you pull them out everybody wants to be your friend."
I tried to warn my son about playing Russian roulette. It went in one ear and out the other.
When a school shooter walks to the intercom and plays Pumped Up Kicks.
What’s an abbreviation for school in America?
Shooting range.
Jokes just as dead as the victims.
Woman: "I want coffee, black."
Cop: *takes out gun* "WHERE?!"
Do you know what you first feel when you shoot someone?
The recoil.
Why do I have to go to a shooting range when I can go to school and do it for free?
Everybody misses Xxxtentacion, but the bullet didn't...
My therapist said: "Time heals all wounds."
I shot her, now we wait.
Why can't a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?
Their focus is always off.
Teacher: What's your favorite animal?
Me: Desert Eagle.
Teacher: Why?
Me: 'Cause it fits in my backpack.
A depressed man buys a gun for suicide, but then thinks, "maybe I shouldn't be doing this," and asks a friend for help. He returns with a rope.
Why does Kurt Cobain hate his brother?
Because he's always calling shotgun.
