Q. What do You call a gun that rapes someone? A. An assault rifle
What is Jesus' favorite gun?
A nail gun.
I tried to warn my son about playing Russian roulette. It went in one ear and out the other
When a school shooter walks to the intercom and plays pumped up kicks
What’s an abreviation for school in America
Shooting range
Jokes just as dead as the victims
Woman: I want coffee, black Cop: *takes out gun* WHERE?!
Do you know what you first feel when you shot someone?
The recoil.
My therapist said: "Time heals all wounds" I shot her now we wait
Why cant a kid with adhd shoot a gun? Their focus is always off.
A depressed man buys a gun for suicide but then thinks "maybe i shouldn't be doing this" and asks a friend for help. He returns with a rope.
why dose Kurt Cobain hate his brother? because he's always calling shotgun.
Why did the bank robber shoot the man with no arms? Because he told the man to put his hands up
your mom
Drop me in afghanistan with a dodge challenger super stock, a mexican named jose, a 6 pack of dr.pepper, a golden scar, a pack of chimichangas and a M4A1 and ill have the taliban saying the pledge of allegence in 4 hours.
When the school shooter breaks into your classroom so you try to say goodbye to your Roblox gf but then the shooter's phone goes off.
What do you do during a shooting? why join in of course....
I don't understand why when I went to the shooting range today the police came, like bro I always go to elementary schools
you want to know the bad thing? only 5 out of 6 people like Russian roulette
My name is Dan, I wear white Vans, I have a gun, get in the van!
i swear in America, one school shooter can take good care of hundreds of kids, but hundreds of soldiers cant even win a war, might as well send all your school shooters over there
