Gun Jokes

Why is a gun like a box of chocolates? If you pull one out in class, everyone wants to be your friend.

the columbine high school basketball team hasnt been the same since they lost there 2 best shooters

A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low and the cliff was non existent and now you took the poison !"

What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point? An AK-46

I had the WORST day ever. My ex was sent to the hospital from a gun, and I got my hunting license removed.

I was exploring the Dubai trophy factory when someone came crashing in. It was him, Pristiano Penaldo. He held the workers and gunpoint forcing them to make him another plastic Mickey Mouse award or he will dive and sue them for assaulting him. Shame on you pendu! 🤬🤬

I gave a blind kid a gun telling him it was a hair drier.

i was playing laser tag with my ex, but i (wink) didn't realize i had a real gun

Bligitty blot, bliggity blit

you better not be talkin' shit 🔫

WHY ARE THERE 30 BULLETS IN ONE CLIP? BECAUSE THATS THE AVERAGE CLASSROOM SIZE

What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops

Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette and one's mind will be blown away.

A man robs a bank and asks a woman, "did you see that?" She says "yes", so the man shoots her. He leaves the bank and sees a couple, he asks "did you see that?" "No but my wife did!" The husband said.