Gun jokes

I was gonna do a school shooter joke, but it was aimed at younger audiences.

How to kill a blind person.

Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.

My friend was a victim of a school shooting once, but he couldn't tell if they were in the library because of the suppressor on his AR.

A man tried to shoot Adolf Hitler, but missed. Then Adolf replied, "Oh shoot, I did nazi that coming!"

Today someone was killed with a starter pistol. Police think it might be race related.

Warning, this is dark.

How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch? Give 'em a Sandy Hook.

Q. What do you call a gun that rapes someone?

A. An assault rifle.

So, I was at a funeral the other day, and it was a school shooting mass funeral. The lady beside me asked me, “What do you think was going through their heads?” And I replied, “Probably a bullet.” She was furious and said, “How dare you! You have no idea what those kids were probably going through!” And I replied, “Well, they were going through anything the bullet was going through them.”

What is Jesus' favorite gun?

A nail gun.

When a school shooter walks to the intercom and plays Pumped Up Kicks.

Kurt Cobain didn't mean to kill himself. He was just so high he thought the shotgun was a bong.

His lyrics are so ironic but so true. "I'm not coming back". "I swear I don't have a gun."

I tried to warn my son about playing Russian roulette. It went in one ear and out the other.

Why can't a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?

Their focus is always off.

What’s an abbreviation for school in America?

Shooting range.

Jokes just as dead as the victims.

A depressed man buys a gun for suicide, but then thinks, "maybe I shouldn't be doing this," and asks a friend for help. He returns with a rope.

Woman: "I want coffee, black."

Cop: *takes out gun* "WHERE?!"

Do you know what you first feel when you shoot someone?

The recoil.

Why do I have to go to a shooting range when I can go to school and do it for free?

Everybody misses Xxxtentacion, but the bullet didn't...

My therapist said: "Time heals all wounds."

I shot her, now we wait.