Gun jokes

Am tired of my country!!!! How can two policemen use one gun?

When you are sleeping in class and the shooter sees you, then they wake you up and say, "Let’s team up," like, what the f*ck?

What do a bullet and a police officer have in common?

When a bullet kills someone, it gets fired.

My son told me he wanted to be Batman when he grows up. That little shit wants to be gunned down in an alley.

Why are clips 30 rounds? Because that's the average class size.

Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday. He gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it.

I asked him what the bullseye was for. He said, "Target practice."

I went fishing with my grandpa, and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun.

A black man said, "Where are the young ones?"

I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun, now it's an assault rifle.

What’s the difference between a gun and liberals?

Guns only have one trigger.

What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?

A finger-gun👉👌

What's a gun's favorite type of literature?

Magazine.

Name what guns are used for. {wrong answers only?}

My grandpa was the best soldier ever. He gunned down over 100 soldiers in his bunker during D-Day.

What do Americans call high school?

A shooting range.

Q: Why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns?

A: Because knives don't have barrels.

The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.

I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.

Q: How do you punish a blind person?

A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.

What's America's best class?

Gun 101.

I asked a man if I was the fastest gun in the west. He said my 17 wasn't good enough. After that, a lot of lead went into his head.