So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody.
*pulls out noose* "COME HANG!"
*pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*
Q: Why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns?
A: Because knives don't have barrels.
What's a bison's favorite gun?
A PP Bizon.
"Abracadabra! Alacuzam! See that woman? She’s now a man."
"After the man got some sun, I turned this banana into a gun! Now look! I now have your phone, Apple Watch, and your credit card!"
What's America's best class?
Gun 101.
Name what guns are used for. {wrong answers only?}
My grandpa was the best soldier ever. He gunned down over 100 soldiers in his bunker during D-Day.
I asked a man if I was the fastest gun in the west. He said my 17 wasn't good enough. After that, a lot of lead went into his head.
Q/ how do you punish a blind person
A/ give them a gun and tell the its a hairdryer
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.
The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.
What's a gun's favorite type of literature?
Magazine.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger-gun👉👌
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun, now it's an assault rifle.
Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday. He gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it.
I asked him what the bullseye was for. He said, "Target practice."
My best friend was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one.
My son told me he wanted to be Batman when he grows up. That little shit wants to be gunned down in an alley.
I went fishing with my grandpa, and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun.
A black man said, "Where are the young ones?"
What’s the difference between a gun and liberals?
Guns only have one trigger.
