Gun jokes
When you are sleeping in class and the shooter sees you, then they wake you up and say, "Let’s team up," like, what the f*ck?
Am tired of my country!!!! How can two policemen use one gun?
What do a bullet and a police officer have in common?
When a bullet kills someone, it gets fired.
Why are clips 30 rounds? Because that's the average class size.
What's a gun's favorite type of literature?
Magazine.
The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.
My son told me he wanted to be Batman when he grows up. That little shit wants to be gunned down in an alley.
Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday. He gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it.
I asked him what the bullseye was for. He said, "Target practice."
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun, now it's an assault rifle.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger-gun👉👌
I went fishing with my grandpa, and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun.
A black man said, "Where are the young ones?"
What’s the difference between a gun and liberals?
Guns only have one trigger.
I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.
What do Americans call high school?
A shooting range.
Name what guns are used for. {wrong answers only?}
Q: Why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns?
A: Because knives don't have barrels.
I asked a man if I was the fastest gun in the west. He said my 17 wasn't good enough. After that, a lot of lead went into his head.
What's America's best class?
Gun 101.
My grandpa was the best soldier ever. He gunned down over 100 soldiers in his bunker during D-Day.
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.