The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to there head
What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.
I’m posting this again cuz I can and cuz it got thumbs downs and cuz I’m bored. Stop being sensitive snowflakes and get a sense of humor. Geez.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
Me:Hi My name is Bro:Hey Guys So who you Me:Hey Stop Dude Bro:How is it going bro- Me:SHUT UP Bro:Is that a gun Me:*Pointing at bro* Bro:Dude i'm Me:*BANG* *BANG* Me:Finally its over
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.
I drove by the gun shop the other day and everything was half off for back to school.
Why are school shootings branded “very American”?
1. They usually happen in the usa 2. They’re like the forth of July: there’s a lot of loud banging and kids screaming
my gun is like my house used to be full now its empty
It’s raining it’s poring. The old man is snoring. He got shot in the head and didn’t wake up in the morning.
What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them
Gun + Backpack = Fun
My wife told me "don't buy 1 gun while on your trip" so I decided to buy 2 guns instead
What was the last thing that went through JFKs mind? A bullet
Why did the boy shoot the clock
mother got shot, damn father got shot, damn sister got shot, damn brother got shot, damn auntie running away with a shot gun
All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle, mines Sako-85
When the guy came in with a gun to rob the store, i said: "Hey can i borrow that?" he says "yes" me over here walking to the cashier and saying: "goodbye" he screams: "HAVE MERCY!" I say: "No not to you, to me. say goodbye" he says: "No don't shoot yourself" it was to late.
murder murder suicide by police
I gave a blind man a gun. And told him it was a hair dryer.
