Gun jokes

The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.

What do Americans call high school?

A shooting range.

Name what guns are used for. {wrong answers only?}

My grandpa was the best soldier ever. He gunned down over 100 soldiers in his bunker during D-Day.

What's America's best class?

Gun 101.

I asked a man if I was the fastest gun in the west. He said my 17 wasn't good enough. After that, a lot of lead went into his head.

Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.

I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.

Q: How do you punish a blind person?

A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.

I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn’t know back-to-school sales had started already!

So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody.

*pulls out noose* "COME HANG!"

*pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*

"Abracadabra! Alacuzam! See that woman? She’s now a man."

"After the man got some sun, I turned this banana into a gun! Now look! I now have your phone, Apple Watch, and your credit card!"

Q: Why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns?

A: Because knives don't have barrels.

What's a bison's favorite gun?

A PP Bizon.

Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday. He gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it.

I asked him what the bullseye was for. He said, "Target practice."

I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun, now it's an assault rifle.

My son told me he wanted to be Batman when he grows up. That little shit wants to be gunned down in an alley.

What’s the difference between a gun and liberals?

Guns only have one trigger.

I went fishing with my grandpa, and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun.

A black man said, "Where are the young ones?"

What's a gun's favorite type of literature?

Magazine.