Me and my stepmom went into the forest.I think I hid the body pretty well but now I have to hide the gun.
My friend was a victim of a school shooting once but he couldnt tell if they were in the library because of the suppressor on his ar
A man tried to shoot Adolf Hitler but missed. Then Adolf replied, "Oh shoot, I did nazi that coming!"
Today someone was killed with a starter pistol. Police think it might be race related.
I tried to warn my son about playing Russian roulette. It went in one ear and out the other
When a school shooter walks to the intercom and plays pumped up kicks
What’s an abreviation for school in America
Shooting range
Jokes just as dead as the victims
Do you know what you first feel when you shot someone?
The recoil.
My therapist said: "Time heals all wounds" I shot her now we wait
My doctor said "you have 1year to live"
I said " you wanna bet"
Bam a gun shot
A depressed man buys a gun for suicide but then thinks "maybe i shouldn't be doing this" and asks a friend for help. He returns with a rope.
Woman: I want coffee, black Cop: *takes out gun* WHERE?!
your mom
Why did the bank robber shoot the man with no arms? Because he told the man to put his hands up
Why cant a kid with adhd shoot a gun? Their focus is always off.
What’s the only time you can do almost whatever you want
When you have a gun in you hand
Drop me in afghanistan with a dodge challenger super stock, a mexican named jose, a 6 pack of dr.pepper, a golden scar, a pack of chimichangas and a M4A1 and ill have the taliban saying the pledge of allegence in 4 hours.
When the school shooter breaks into your classroom so you try to say goodbye to your Roblox gf but then the shooter's phone goes off.
I don't understand why when I went to the shooting range today the police came, like bro I always go to elementary schools
you want to know the bad thing? only 5 out of 6 people like Russian roulette
