Group jokes

I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/

What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite musical group?

The Who?

What do you call a group of transgender women?

X-Men.

What do you call a group of Daveons? A "daveon-ation."

Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."

What do you call a group of cops having a sleep over?

Pigs in a blanket.

I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hang out.

I've seen them hanging all day.

Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10... It became TEAM, 10, TONS!

What rock group has four men that don't sing? -- Mount Rushmore.

What’s the best part about sex with 28-year-olds?

There are twenty of them.

Q: Why did the first Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Q: Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead too.

Q: Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was hit by the other two Koalas on the way down.

Q: Why did the fourth Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it thought it was a game and joined in.

Q: Why did the fifth Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was curious to see where the others were going.

Q: Why did the sixth Koala fall off the tree? A: It was tied to the fifth koala.

Q: Why did the seventh Koala fall off the tree? A: Peer group pressure.

A women's knitters group is having a meeting, and they are all pregnant. They all talk about their pregnancies.

One woman says, "I'm taking vitamin C so my baby has a healthy immune system."

Another knitter says, "I'm taking folic acid to help my baby's brain."

Finally, one woman says, "I'm taking Thalidomide!"

All the women turn to her and say, "Thalidomide! Don't you know your baby could be born without arms?"

The woman shrugs her shoulders and says, "I don't know how to knit arms."

Orphans are really out here taking selfies.

Nah bro, that's a family photo.

What gang was Stephen Hawking in? The Crips.

What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?

They can blow themselves up.

What’s the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds?

There’s twenty of them.

A priest, a rapist, a pedophile, and a homosexual walk into a bar.

He orders a drink.

Two gay guys, two lesbians, and two pedophiles have a race.

What is the order of finish?

1. Lesbians. Doing 69 the whole way.

2. Pedophiles. Coming in a little behind.

3. Gay guys. Still packing their shit.

There's four people on a roof: a Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, and a white guy. The Mexican walks over to the ledge and says, "This is for my people," and jumps off. The Asian also walks over to the ledge and says, "This is for my people," and jumps off. Then, the black guy walks over to the edge and says, "This is for my people," and pushes the white guy off.