What do you call an orphan's family reunion? "Me time."
What are a group of depressed people called?
A suicide squad.
I went to the National Redhead Meeting yesterday.
Not a soul in sight.
How do you know a cannibal picnic is over?
Everyone's eaten.
How do you throw a surprise party at the hospital?
Throw a strobe light in the epileptic ward.
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette, and one's mind will be blown away.
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Stephen Hawking shows up to a car meet-up.
Whatβs a fun game to play during a pride parade?
Capture the flag.
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
Why does an orphan cry on Thanksgiving?
Family gathering.
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
This one is for Gwen, I'm sorry people are so mean to you.
All the big cats gathered for a game of poker. Why did the tiger lose?
Because one of his opponents kept on lion. Another had a puma-nent poker face. But the real problem was the cheetah.
Me at the Anti-Orphan Jokes convention. π£π‘πͺπ§¨π«
What is a gathering of octopuses called?
Octoposse.
What is a group of emos called?
A funeral.
Last Christmas was awesome, the whole family came.
Why is it so hard to make a party on Earth?
Because you need to planet.
What do you call an orphanβs family reunion?
Me time.
