Group jokes
Four big guys.
I'm in the alagba association. Call 666-666-666 to join the gang. It's free and free kills duidui.
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
Voting is like doing a group project in school.
I did my part, but I’m worried the rest of you are going to fuck this up.
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
When you see a group of pornstars sitting together looking up with their mouths open, that's when you know that Mama bird is back at the nest to feed the baby birds some worms.
A priest, a rapist, a pedophile, and a homosexual walk into a bar.
He orders a drink.
"Say, Tenya, I heard you say that you hate Gwen. Will [you] join us!"
What is the best thing about 28 year olds? There are 20 of them!
A pregnant woman enters the hospital with her concerned husband. As she goes into labor, a group of doctors asked him if he would like to try a device that transfers your spouse's pain to the father's nervous system.
He agrees and the doctors turn the dial on the device to 10%. Strangely, the man felt little pain. They continued to adjust the dial until it stopped at 100%, yet the man felt nothing. Later on, the wife had delivered the baby and the pair left the hospital with a healthy baby only to find the milkman laying on their stairs with a puddle of blood around his head, shaking uncontrollably.
What do you call a Taliban in a bath bomb?
I saw a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back. One of them was having fun getting his knot-tying badge.
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
What gang was Stephen Hawking in? The Crips.
What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome.
My friend told me to make more friends, so I joined a suicide cult.
I’ll be hanging with them for a while.
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
Me: I found a group of furries in the woods.
Voice in back: Well, it looks like we're going huntin'.