Group jokes
What animal can jump the highest? The emo kids.
Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?
Because they literally can't even.
I can't believe my friends. They killed themselves without me!
I told the ugly friend in my friend group that when they daydream, they shouldn't picture themselves because it will just ruin it.
What do you call a group of Alabama superheroes?
The Incredibles.
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.
What do you call a group of black people in a shed?
Antique farm equipment.
What is the difference between the National Organization For Carpet Munchers and the National Organization For Women?
The National Organization For Women has more experience in being a carpet muncher because they eat more pussy.
Me and the boys are cool.
What do you call a retard in the military?
Special forces.
What rock group has four men that don't sing? -- Mount Rushmore.
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?
Because they can’t even.
Why do nuns walk in groups?
So one “nun” can keep an eye on the other “nun” just to make sure that she isn’t getting "nun".
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
Last time I ate a vegetable, I got banned from my sister's group home.
Walked into a bar the other day and a group of sailors were being loud and shouting about all the women they have in port that had given them gonorrhea...
Bloody seamen.
Me: *Meets girl, starts to form crush* Me after I get enough courage to talk to her: “Are you a casket lid because I want you on top of me?”
“What do you call my friend group?” “Suicide Squad.”
What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.
You know you're ugly when you get handed the camera every time your friends have a group picture.