Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?
Because they literally can't even.
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
6 Germans walk into a bar... and only three walk out.
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
My friends in my friend group say that I am quiet and I don't do anything bad. I proved them wrong by murdering the leader of it.
What do you call a group of Alabama superheroes?
The Incredibles.
There's only 3 types of people: the ones who can count and the ones that can't.
What’s black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.
What do you call a necrophiliac gangbang?
Cracking open a cold one with the boys.
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
What do you call a group of Daveons? A "daveon-ation."
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
Voting is like doing a group project in school.
I did my part, but I’m worried the rest of you are going to fuck this up.
What do you call 4 black guys and 2 white guys?
The Oreo Gang!
What do you call a retard in the military?
Special forces.
There were four people who went to land... only three returned... Why?
They left someone for memories!
May and its gang.
You know you’re not liked when you get handed the camera every time they take a group photo.
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
