Group

Group Jokes

Murder

My friends in my friend group say that I am quiet and I don't do anything bad. I proved them wrong by murdering the leader of it.

People

There's only 3 types of people: the ones who can count and the ones that can't.

Nun

What’s black and white and red all over?

A crushed nun!

What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?

Slow natives.

Rapper

What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?

A rhyme queue.

Man

What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?

Alabama wind chimes.

Emo

I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.

Part

Voting is like doing a group project in school.

I did my part, but I’m worried the rest of you are going to fuck this up.

People

There were four people who went to land... only three returned... Why?

They left someone for memories!