Group jokes
Q. What do you call a group of emos?
A. Suicide Squad.
What do you call One Direction converted to Islam?
Al-Qaedirection
What group of high school students touch the most dicks?
The jocks.
Comedy is so woke these days. You can't make fun of any disadvantaged group.
Except people with Alzheimer's. They'll just forget you made the joke in five minutes anyway.
Conservatives when they hear about “liberal arts:” 👊😡
Liberals when they find out about forest conservation: 😩👐
Progressives when they see a reaction video: 🤬
Reactionaries when a Progressive ad comes on (Flo is annoying): 😱
Anticoms realizing they are a part of a “community:” *seizure*
Anticaps when they have to Capitalize Their Words: 😤
Anti-monarchists when they pass a Burger King: 🫨
Antisocs when they are told to “socialize:” 🫠
Corporatists when they see a corpse: 🤤
Antifash when they spot a fashion show: 🤮
Classical liberals when the TV shows Family Feud: 😑🔫
Extremists when they are told to shoot “dead center” (they have bad aim): 😠🖕
Donald Trump is to white Americans as O.J. Simpson is to black Americans. They will never choose to convict these people even if they murdered or raped.
What do you call a group of people who are interested in Nintendo monkeys?
A Kongregation.
Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite musical group?
The Who?
What do you call a group of black people in a shed?
Antique farm equipment.
Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?
Because they literally can't even.
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
6 Germans walk into a bar... and only three walk out.
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
My friends in my friend group say that I am quiet and I don't do anything bad. I proved them wrong by murdering the leader of it.
What do you call a group of Alabama superheroes?
The Incredibles.
There's only 3 types of people: the ones who can count and the ones that can't.
What’s black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.
What do you call a necrophiliac gangbang?
Cracking open a cold one with the boys.
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.