Group jokes
Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite musical group?
The Who?
What do you call a group of black people in a shed?
Antique farm equipment.
Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?
Because they literally can't even.
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
6 Germans walk into a bar... and only three walk out.
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
My friends in my friend group say that I am quiet and I don't do anything bad. I proved them wrong by murdering the leader of it.
What do you call a group of Alabama superheroes?
The Incredibles.
There's only 3 types of people: the ones who can count and the ones that can't.
What’s black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.
What do you call a necrophiliac gangbang?
Cracking open a cold one with the boys.
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
What do you call a group of Daveons? A "daveon-ation."
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
Voting is like doing a group project in school.
I did my part, but I’m worried the rest of you are going to fuck this up.
What do you call 4 black guys and 2 white guys?
The Oreo Gang!
What do you call a retard in the military?
Special forces.
There were four people who went to land... only three returned... Why?
They left someone for memories!