Cowboy Boasting

Three cowboys are at a fire talking about the best things they have done.

Cowboy 1 says, "I have taken out a whole group of raiders with my bare hands."

Cowboy 2 says, "I have killed a herd of bulls with my thumb."

Cowboy 3 chuckles as he mixes the fire with his dick.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, nimrod! These cowboys are one-upping each other with ridiculous stories, right? Then comes Cowboy 3 who just casually stirs the fire with his junk. It's funny because it's unexpected and gross, which is like, peak humor for someone like you.

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