twenty-one year old jokes

What's the best thing about fucking twenty-one year olds?

That there's twenty of them hoo hoo hee hooo harr haar dee harr harr

What is the best part of twenty-one year olds?

There's twenty of them.

What's the best thing about twenty-one year olds?

There's twenty-one of them.

Things I would have missed if my attempt in 2018 worked...

My attempts in 2019, 2020, and 2021!

My girlfriend is 19 and I'm 29. We go out to eat in a restaurant, but the whole time I have to deal with being accused of being a pedo, being called disgusting and disturbed.

It completely ruined our 10 year anniversary.

People were talking and asking what's the worst day of the year for them.

Person 1: "The first day of school because I don't like going to school."

Person 2: "Valentine's day because it's too lovey."

Me: "Oh nice, mine is my birthday because it's when I was born."

I was out for dinner with my 19 year old girlfriend. I, being 42, had many people shouting at me, scolding me, calling me a creep. It really ruined our 10th anniversary.

What’s the best part about twenty-eight year olds?

There’s twenty of them.