twenty-one year old jokes

What's the best thing about fucking twenty-one year olds?

That there's twenty of them hoo hoo hee hooo harr haar dee harr harr

What is the best part of twenty-one year olds?

There's twenty of them.

What's the best thing about twenty-one year olds?

There's twenty-one of them.

My girlfriend is 19 and I'm 29. We go out to eat in a restaurant, but the whole time I have to deal with being accused of being a pedo, being called disgusting and disturbed.

It completely ruined our 10 year anniversary.

I was out for dinner with my 19 year old girlfriend. I, being 42, had many people shouting at me, scolding me, calling me a creep. It really ruined our 10th anniversary.

I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.

What’s the best part about twenty-eight year olds?

There’s twenty of them.

What does Michael Jackson like about 28 year olds? There's 20 of them!