Death eater jokes

I hate these double standards.

If you burn a body at a crematorium you're "doing a good job". If you do it at home you're "destroying evidence".

They say there's a person capable of murder in every friendship group. I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.

What does a wizard say when doing drugs? Injecto Patronum!

What is the Harry Potter spell that aborts babies?

Fetus Deletus!

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