Death eater jokes
I hate these double standards.
If you burn a body at a crematorium you're "doing a good job". If you do it at home you're "destroying evidence".
They say there's a person capable of murder in every friendship group. I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
aight I gochu heres da recolered image
What does a wizard say when doing drugs? Injecto Patronum!
What is the Harry Potter spell that aborts babies?
Fetus Deletus!
[being buried alive]
Murderer: *out of breath* How are you eating the dirt so quickly?
Can't believe this movie came out in 2005.
