Group jokes

My friend told me to make more friends, so I joined a suicide cult.

I’ll be hanging with them for a while.

What do you call a group of masturbating cows?

Beef stroganoff.

Me running from the table where the Emos sit with a Happy Meal.

I saw a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back. One of them was having fun getting his knot-tying badge.

Everyone at the Queen's funeral:

Me and the boys getting her reboot card.

Friend texting fat boy: I know you're on the group chat. I can see you looking at my texts.

Me: I can only see fat.

Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.

All of us.

What do you call a necrophiliac gangbang?

Cracking open a cold one with the boys.

My friend group is pretty diverse. I'm Japanese, one friend is Filipino, one is American, one is Italian, and the last one is German.

Out of everyone in the friend group, the Filipino and the American were the quickest to feel uncomfortable when I asked, "Who wants to go on a march with me?"

A group of friends went outside to pick up stuff. One of the friends said, "It is windy as heck out!"

What do you call a group of depressed people?

Sue-icide squad.

Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

What do you call One Direction converted to Islam?

Al-Qaedirection

What do you call a group of emos?

Suicide Squad.

I hate straight people.

Here's a sex joke.

What's the best part of having sex with 28 year olds? There's 20 of them.

I'm not racist, but the Ku Klux Klan look all the same to me.

"Say, Tenya, I heard you say that you hate Gwen. Will [you] join us!"

Gays, blacks, and your maw, mate.