Group jokes
Can orphans eat in a family restaurant?
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
Join the group in community!
Why can’t you private text someone in a community?
Because a community has more than two people.
What do you call 4 black guys and 2 white guys?
The Oreo Gang!
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
Why do white people colonize everything?
To steal a culture for themselves, something other than fornicating with anything that moves including their own children and pets, which they already do.
All of the people disliking this category are probably emo.
Random: What are your hobbies?
Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups 💀
"Lord of the Rings" is about a group of white Americans taking nine hours to return jewelry.
There lived a jackal in a forest. He did not get the day's food, so he was very hungry and wandered throughout the forest, but could not find any food. Finally, he decided to go to the city. As he was walking into the city, he heard some dogs bark. Soon, he found a group of dogs running towards him, so he rushed into a nearby house which belonged to a dyer and fell into a tub filled with blue dye. The dogs that were chasing him returned back as they could not find him. The jackal came out blue from the tub and went into the forest. Every animal in the forest was frightened to see a new animal. The jackal realized that all animals were afraid of him and took advantage of the situation. He called the animals towards him. The jackal said, "Oh my dear friends, I have been sent by gods in heaven to protect you all. I will be the king of this jungle." All the animals became very happy. Everyday they served him food and took care of all his needs. They came to him with all their problems and listened to what their king said. One day as the king jackal was sitting by the court, he heard a pack of jackals howling in the forest. For a long time, he had not heard these voices. He felt very happy, forgetting he was the king, he howled back immediately. All the animals knew who he really was and started chasing him in anger, but the jackal was already on the run.
What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick.
What makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common?
Not all are friends.
Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?
Why?
Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)
What do you feed a group of octopuses for dessert?
Octopie!
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry.
When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.
What do you call a group of brothers who fuck one another?
Super Smash Bros.
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.