Group jokes
"Proud boys" more like snitch boys!
What do you call a group of cops having a sleep over?
Pigs in a blanket.
You know you’re not liked when you get handed the camera every time they take a group photo.
What do you call a group of emos?
Limited Edition.
What is the main group of teens in West Side Story?
New York Jets.
Why doesn't a skeleton dance? Because he had no body to dance with. Lol, Sans.
I was in a terrorist a famous terrorist group. No, not the Taliban. We called ourselves the Talabam.
I was doing a 10km run with my good friend Pessi. As we were setting up our smart watches, the watch voice asked us if we wanted to do a solo run or a group run.
Pessi proceeded to smash both our watches and shout, “I don’t want solo run, I want Penalty!”
Shame on you, Pessi!
They killed a whole family of crows... It was a murder!
They killed a bunch of ravens... What a conspiracy!
Hello, this is our fun CULT, haha, or CLUB, whatever you want!
Love you, orphan haters! :^ Nina
Two gay guys, two lesbians, and two pedophiles have a race.
What is the order of finish?
1. Lesbians. Doing 69 the whole way.
2. Pedophiles. Coming in a little behind.
3. Gay guys. Still packing their shit.
Heyo, my children, hope you haven't forgotten about our cult!
There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.
Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"
One day, inexplicably, my talking parrot started insulting me. He called me an idiot, a fool, a jerk, stupid, and a variety of other nasty names. I warned the squawker to cease, but to no avian avail. Fed up, I finally flipped the foul-mouthed feather-brain into the freezer...but after about 15 seconds, I relented and let him out.
"I'm so sorry," he declared! "I don't know what came over me, and realize I shouldn't have said those terrible things. I hope you can forgive me, and I promise never to do it again! By the way...what did the chicken do?" 🐔😂
There's four people on a roof: a Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, and a white guy. The Mexican walks over to the ledge and says, "This is for my people," and jumps off. The Asian also walks over to the ledge and says, "This is for my people," and jumps off. Then, the black guy walks over to the edge and says, "This is for my people," and pushes the white guy off.
When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Who will join if I make a WJE Discord server?
Three cowboys are at a fire talking about the best things they have done.
Cowboy 1 says, "I have taken out a whole group of raiders with my bare hands."
Cowboy 2 says, "I have killed a herd of bulls with my thumb."
Cowboy 3 chuckles as he mixes the fire with his dick.
What do ya call a group of emo kids hanging from a tree? Ornaments.