The Funeral Vase Cleaning

The humor comes from the misunderstanding of what was in the vase from the funeral. The sand is likely the cremated remains of the grandma, not regular sand.

• Funeral
• Uncle
• Misunderstanding
• Death
• Family
• Grandma

• I was making sandcastles with my Nan, then my mum came in the room and took away the urn.
• I was gardening and found a chest full of blood... I forgot I was in the cemetery.
• Did you hear about the young man who brought floral arrangements in the shape of a life jacket on his friend’s funeral who drowned last week? Everyone was furious, but he explained, “It’s what he would have wanted.”
• So I went to my friend's funeral today. As we were all leaving, a kid put a "get well soon" card next to my friend's grave. 'Poor kid'.