Really gotta love all the morons who instead of sharing irrevent dark jokes they say the stupidest shit pertaining to christianism.
why do trees always gotta leave me hanging
A Mario & Luigi joke What are the Mario bros' view on child support?
Mario: the parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.
Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO
what did the bomber say the the jet?
sorry bro, I gotta bomb. *WAIT NO-*
Ya gotta hand it to short people. . .
Hate me all u want but i gotta say, this whole thing with gwen and tj is ridiculous
Why do men have penises?
They gotta shut women up somehow.
Can't go under it, can't go over it, we gotta go through it!
I took my son to a drivers school and am surprised because he got his license but soon lost the privilege to drive a car because he ran over my ex on "accident" (I gotta go pay him out of jail)
People are like taquila glasses
you gotta shoot them down fast
why does the please touch museum sounds like police touch musuem? because they gotta watch out for the pedos
I wanted to play fruit ninja but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm
I gotta song for Hawaii baby you light up my world like no body els
"you gotta bleed before you teeth" - Santa Claus
"I really hate cats" my friend replied with" you gotta be kitten me."
An old man gets the call from the IRS The man on the phone says, “we’ve noticed large sums of money coming in and going out of your account constantly and we gotta get this straight. Come in tomorrow and we’ll have a chat about this.” The old man thinks for a while and then decides he better get his lawyer to come with him.
The next day the old man and his lawyer show up to the IRS office and the man there says,”So we’ve noticed these large sums of money entering and leaving your account nonstop. Can you explain this?” The man replies,”Well, I will bet on pretty much anything. Like this! I bet you 10,000 I can bite my own eye.” The agent takes the bet, and the man takes out his glass eye and bites it. He then says,”Wait. I’ll give you a chance to earn your money back, and more! I bet you 20,000 I can bite my other eye.” The agent thinks a minute and realizing the man isn’t blind, takes the bet. The old man takes out his false teeth and bites his other eye. He then says,”alright last chance. I bet you 50,000 i can stand on this side of your office and pee into that wastebasket on the opposite side without getting a drop anywhere in between.” The agent thinks real hard but decides it’s impossible so takes the bet. The man unzips his pants and pees all over the IRS agents desk. The agent jumps up and down and says, “haha! I got you now!” But the mans lawyer goes pale in the face, sinks his head in his hands and says,”He bet me 100,000 on the way over here that he could piss all over your desk and you’d just love it!”
Bro I gotta tell you a joke Nevermind, it's too cheesy!
Sonic says: Gotta go fast! The Hulk SMASH! Orphan says Gotta go home!
gotta number one victory royale