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Comedian

    • Trying to make jokes in 2020-2021 be like:

    Comedian: "When she went in front of the TV, it took an hour till you could see the screen again."

    Audience: "Why you gotta be so offensive?"

    Comedian: "I'm not tr-"

    Audience: "Oh, so now you're trying to debate?"

    Comedian: "I-"

    Audience: "Now you're acting racist?!"

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    Egg

    • I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very egg-citing, although, I was exaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then you’re hard-boiled. That’s all for today, yolks! So I said before several cats starting fighting, that sh*t was a catastrophe. These kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be kitten me.” Meanwhile, in the ocean, they just waved, see what I did there? You shore you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too deep for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had no body. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He boned her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.

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    Community talk

    • For my dou "Does she know how proud I am she was created With the courage to unlearn all of their hatred We don't talk much but I just gotta say 'I miss you, and I hope that you're okay'" idk when ill see or talk to u again, but thanks for everything youve done. even if its been a while i still count the days down, nothings forever, but if this is what u want, i hope ur happy

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