Hate me all u want but i gotta say, this whole thing with gwen and tj is ridiculous
Why do men have penises?
They gotta shut women up somehow.
Can't go under it, can't go over it, we gotta go through it!
I took my son to a drivers school and am surprised because he got his license but soon lost the privilege to drive a car because he ran over my ex on "accident" (I gotta go pay him out of jail)
People are like taquila glasses
you gotta shoot them down fast
why does the please touch museum sounds like police touch musuem? because they gotta watch out for the pedos
I wanted to play fruit ninja but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm
I gotta song for Hawaii baby you light up my world like no body els
"you gotta bleed before you teeth" - Santa Claus
"I really hate cats" my friend replied with" you gotta be kitten me."
Bro I gotta tell you a joke Nevermind, it's too cheesy!
(First Person) :Knock Knock, Who there? (2nd Person): Lemme talk to you, when we finna slide, what we finna do, Knock Knock, who there, time to make a move, slayin all then demons and we gotta move in too. (Second Person): Knock Knock, (1st p): who there, let me talk to you, be careful where you stepin out cause you aint bullet proof, Knock Knock, who there? time to make a move, block is full of shooters, and they didnt come to hoop.
Sonic says: Gotta go fast! The Hulk SMASH! Orphan says Gotta go home!
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common?they both can’t hear their parents
Why can’t an orphan go to family dollar?they don’t have a family
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up u gotta fight the suicide squad
The other day I commented a dark humor joke on a post about a guy who lost his best friend. The joke was “I was so drunk last night I threw a mushroom at a midget and said ‘grow mario grow’ He commented “What the hell is wrong with you”and I said “IKR I really gotta work on my alcoholic issues.” He then replied “This is a post about my dead best friend get the fuck off my feed I don’t even know you.” And so I said “Well then get to know me, I could become your new best friend!”
pov them: What's one move to get a man motivated in bed.
her. all you gotta give is that hawk tuah and spit on that thang you get me
Guys we gotta stop telling these jokes they are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue
Yo daddy so stupid he threw a father’s day party at the orphanage
What did the catholic priest say to the other catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
gotta number one victory royale
Wash It Away- By- Bradley Lewis(watersharky) and Ben Lewis and Watersharky Music Productions-Why does it always feel like I'm The one that's had a bad day? Whether I'm stuck in traffic or Showing up to work late Oh this 9 to 5 feels like 9 to Forever been working all week For a jerk that thinks they can Say whatever they want to me I'll just bite my tongue for a Couple more days Soon I'll be in that island sun Surfing those waves I need the beach I love the ocean Put my feet in the sand Watch the earth in motion Ya had a bad week ya had a bad Day Take it to the shoreside and wash It away Oh yeah You gotta wash it away Finally I'm here and I cant even Stop myself from smiling Somebody hand me a beer and I'll check the girls on the island Don't miss my 9 to 5 Living like a local on this island time I got those sandy toes and Nobody knows jump in the Ocean and just go with the flow I'll miss my sandy toes I've got to go back before you Know this island is my home I need the beach I love the ocean Put my feet in the sand Watch the earth in motion Ya had a bad week ya had a bad Day Take it to the shoreside and wash It away Oh yeah You gotta wash it away Wash it away I need the beach I love the ocean Put my feet in the sand Watch the earth in motion Ya had a bad week ya had a bad Day Take it to the shoreside and wash It away Oh yeah You gotta Wash it away Wash it away
Q. How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb. A. Gotta be more then 9 cause my basement is still dark.
