What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"Let’s talk later, I gotta catch a plane."
When ur fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now u gotta fight the suicide squd
Anyone else on here looking at depressing jokes to make themselves feel better? Not that it's working, but it's nice to know that I'm not alone. Well, enough with the sob story, I gotta go get my razors. See ya in the long run.
An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."
You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes.
When the school shooter misses you but you gotta play it off;
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Me: I kiss my mom on the lips Friend: Uh, I guess that's somewhat nor- Me: Lower lips Friend: I gotta go
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what did one twin tower say to the other? Be back I gotta catch a plane
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Jesus took bread and said: "This is my flesh!" Then he took wine and said: "This is my blood!" Then he took mayonnaise and Peter said: "Holy shit, now we gotta stop him!"
Slavery is like Pokémon you gotta catch them all
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Why’s it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice.
Everyone: You gotta pay the cost to be the boss
Germans: You gotta be the caust to be the boss
Dad: What did you learn in school today?
Timmy: Not enough, I guess, ‘cus I gotta go back tomorrow.
The Titanic before iceberg be like: we can't go under it, we gotta go through it!
I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very EGGxiting, all though, I was EGGxaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then your hard boiled, that’s all for today YOLKS, so I said before several cats starting fighting, that sh*t was a CATastrophe, these kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be KITTEN me.” Mean while, in the ocean, they just waved, SEA what I did there? You SHORE you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too DEEP for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had NO BODY. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He B*NED her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.
