Gotta jokes

What did the north tower say to the south tower?

"Let’s talk later, I gotta catch a plane."

When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.

Anyone else on here looking at depressing jokes to make themselves feel better? Not that it's working, but it's nice to know that I'm not alone. Well, enough with the sob story, I gotta go get my razors. See ya in the long run.

An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."

Slavery is like Pokémon, you gotta catch them all.

You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes.

Me: I kiss my mom on the lips.

Friend: Uh, I guess that's somewhat nor-

Me: Lower lips.

Friend: I gotta go.

When the school shooter misses you, but you gotta play it off.

😐😑

What does Sonic say when he doesn't want to get caught fucking in public?

Gotta Go Fast!

What did one twin tower say to the other? "Be back, I gotta catch a plane."

You gotta give it to JD Vance. He is consistent; he is Putin his dick where it don't belong!

Well, somebody has to cushion the blow.

Did you hear about the blind prostitute?

Well, you gotta hand it to her.

Jesus took bread and said, "This is my flesh!" Then he took wine and said, "This is my blood!" Then he took mayonnaise, and Peter said, "Holy shit, now we gotta stop him!"

Sans: Zzzzzzzz.

Papyrus: SANS, WAKE UP!!

Sans: What is it, dude?

Papyrus: A human has fallen from the surface world!

Sans: And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em??

A guy is on trial for leading a mob to gang rape a woman he'd taken out for a date. His defense is that he was helping her live out a fantasy.

The DA is furious and asks him WTF gave him that idea. He said, "After the date I took her back to her house, pulled out my dick, and tried to hand it to her. She told me, 'You've gotta be fucking kidding me. Seriously, go get some help!'"

Tibia honest, it takes a lot of spine to memorize all the bones in the skeletal system. I mean, there's a skele-ton of em! You gotta be boned up for the skeletal system exam, buddy chum pal. Now that was a humerus ribtickling skelepun. Besides, if ya don't know all of the bones in the skeletal system, get boned, fucking numbskull. Did those tickle your funny bone? Now I've been working down to the bone typing these puns, kid. Now if you hate all these, I won't be bothered, I got thick skin! But first, lemme take a skelfie in the skelevator playing my trom-bone. Now, I gotta go to Grillby's. They got a discount on spare-ribs. Bone-voyage, my homeslice breadslice dawg.

Why’s it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice.

The Titanic before the iceberg be like: "We can't go under it, we gotta go through it!"

Everyone: You gotta pay the cost to be the boss.

Germans: You gotta be the caust to be the boss.

What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets it.