What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"Let’s talk later, I gotta catch a plane."
When ur fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now u gotta fight the suicide squd
Anyone else on here looking at depressing jokes to make themselves feel better? Not that it's working, but it's nice to know that I'm not alone. Well, enough with the sob story, I gotta go get my razors. See ya in the long run.
An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."
You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes.
When the school shooter misses you but you gotta play it off;
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Me: I kiss my mom on the lips Friend: Uh, I guess that's somewhat nor- Me: Lower lips Friend: I gotta go
What does Sonic say when he doesn't want to get caught fucking in public? Gotta Go Fast
what did one twin tower say to the other? Be back I gotta catch a plane
Did you hear about the blind prostitute? Well, you gotta hand it to her.
Jesus took bread and said: "This is my flesh!" Then he took wine and said: "This is my blood!" Then he took mayonnaise and Peter said: "Holy shit, now we gotta stop him!"
(First Person) :Knock Knock, Who there? (2nd Person): Lemme talk to you, when we finna slide, what we finna do, Knock Knock, who there, time to make a move, slayin all then demons and we gotta move in too. (Second Person): Knock Knock, (1st p): who there, let me talk to you, be careful where you stepin out cause you aint bullet proof, Knock Knock, who there? time to make a move, block is full of shooters, and they didnt come to hoop.
Why’s it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice.
Everyone: You gotta pay the cost to be the boss
Germans: You gotta be the caust to be the boss
Dad: What did you learn in school today?
Timmy: Not enough, I guess, ‘cus I gotta go back tomorrow.
The Titanic before iceberg be like: we can't go under it, we gotta go through it!
officer, I drop-kicked that child in SELF-DEFENSE!
You gotta believe me!
Sans:Zzzzzzzz Papyrus:SANS WAKE UP!! Sans:What is it dude? Papyrus:A human has fallen from the surface world! Sans:And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em??
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Really gotta love all the morons who instead of sharing irrevent dark jokes they say the stupidest shit pertaining to christianism.
