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So true tho ☠️😂🤣

The image shows a Kermit the Frog plush sitting on a white surface. Above Kermit, there is a text saying "Me: I'll do it at 8", "Time: 8.05", and "Me: looks like I gotta wait till 9 now".

why baby monitors gotta be so creepy?

A low-quality, grainy image of a baby's face as seen on a baby monitor. The baby's eyes appear to glow eerily in the dark.

Two images of Sully, the blue monster from Monsters, Inc., are shown side-by-side. The first image shows Sully with a slightly strained expression, while the second image shows him with a more focused look. The text reads: "When you're about to sneeze but you gotta concentrate to make it happen."

Gotta go fast

A cartoon image of Sonic the Hedgehog pointing with the text "Eat your chair" written above him.

Now, THAT'S Gotta Hurt...

A cartoon shows a Christmas tree in a room and next to it is a fish tank containing two starfish. A speech bubble coming from the fish tank says "Now, that's gotta hurt..."

The image shows a four-panel grid of a small child running and making faces. The first two panels show the child running. The bottom two panels show the child's face getting increasingly annoyed. The text on top reads "how i feel when i gotta get up and close the door after someone left it open".

me when an essay is due

$The image shows Bart Simpson sitting in a chair with a bored expression. Above him, the text reads: "Me: \"I'll do it at 6\" Time: 6:05 Me: \"Wow, looks like I gotta wait until 7 now\""$

A screenshot of a comment section on a website. The comments feature a back-and-forth between multiple users including Jake, amyyy342, Toast4128, and Wade.

Fr all you gotta do is get one enemy

A person with wide eyes and mouth open looking frightened. The text says: "pov: someone ip grabbed you and starts sending hitmen after you."

A text message screenshot with the sender "Cosmo" stating "I gotta tell you something" and then "I'm gay".

Procrastination

A picture of a Kermit the Frog doll sitting on a white bed. The text above reads: "Me: I'll do it at 8 Time: 8.05 Me: looks like I gotta wait till 9 now."

shoutout to yugoslavia gotta be one of my favorite genders

A photo shows a crowd of people holding up various flags, including a Yugoslavian flag, several rainbow flags, and a bi flag. The flags are waving against a backdrop of trees.

A smartphone screen showing an app usage list. The list displays app names, 'on screen' time, 'background' time, and total time. Visible apps include 'Torch' (53h 52m on screen), 'Clash of Clans' (33h 50m on screen), and 'Instagram' (9h 54m on screen). A red oval highlights the 'Instagram' entry, which also shows '6h 23m background' and a total of '16h 17m'. White text overlayed on the bottom part of the image reads: 'Been on insta a little too long.. gotta detox'.

lol

A plush Kermit the Frog is sitting up in bed looking slightly annoyed. The text on the image reads: "Me: I'll do it at 8. Time: 8:05. Me: looks like I gotta wait till 9 now."

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

homuratrash:
guy at disney: sir? stitch, a small logic defying blue alien from outer fucking
space, needs a heterosexual romance
disney ceo: okay....but we gotta know she's Female, do u understand?
....she needs long antennae..like long hair..mascara...smooth chest that
sticks out a little more because we need to be reminded that she still got
titties even tho she's a tiny fucking alien
guy at disney: should we make her pink, sir?
disney ceo: ricky you goddamn genius. here are my keys. go to my house
and fuck my wife

United Kingdom UK

A night scene with a foggy street, houses, and cars with the text: "yall gotta stop vaping man i cant see shit out here".

Me every day

A picture of the Kermit the Frog puppet sitting on white sheets. The text overlay says "Me: I'll do it at 8. Time: 8.05. Me: looks like I gotta wait till 9 now."

A meme with a still from the TV show "Dexter". The text says: "When someone you don't fw starts yapping so you gotta look at them like this."

A person is at their computer, typing on the keyboard. Another person is close and saying "Babe, come to bed", and the first person responds in a speech bubble: "Not now. I gotta post memes for my mentally unstable followers."

A cartoon fish swims in the ocean with the text "when u too broke for a plan B so you lowkey gotta dive in shawty ocean to retrieve your long lost children."

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