The 200+ Best Must Jokes

"You Must Be Why They INvented THe Word Ugly"

You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)

To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I'm still here

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Must be more than 13, because my basement is still dark

"White people can't jump"...

"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."

It must be not a good suicide story if you can tell it.

Bully: "Nobody loves you." Me: "Aww, it must have hurt when your mom told you that."

If I was a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party and insomnia the little annoying sibling.

Having homosexual parents must be terrible

Either you have double dosage of dad jokes or you are stuck in cycle of “go ask your mom”

1. My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.

2. Oh you’re talking to me, I thought you only talked behind my back.

3. My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.

Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.

Say no to drugs kids, suddenly, the poster dissapeared. I hallucinated. Must have been the cocaine.

Someone who was working in the tower must’ve put their phone on plane mode

if mistakes make people human than your parents must have been alligators before you were born

At the resturant, the waitress starts flirting with me. "She must have COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "Cuz she clearly has no taste." She responded.

Spongebob is yellow, and he can't drive.

Must be Asian.

Abner’s wife was laying on her death bed. She suddenly used all her strength to sit up and say to her husband, “I must tell you something, or my soul will never know peace. I have been unfaithful to you, Abner. In this very house, not one month ago.” “Hush, dear,” soothed Abner. “I know all about it. Why else have I poisoned you?”