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Body

    • Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days?

    I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea, just put it in the freezer.

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    • Good memes

    Pistol

    • Me: How does this thing work?

    ForTnite kid: Oh, you don’t know how to use a pistol? Look, I’ll show you.

    ForTnitekid: *shoots foot*

    Me: That wasn’t a very good demonstration.

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    • Blow job

    • My sister told me she liked Medusa.

    I said, "Huh?"

    My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy's facial expression, and when they look down, they do nothing but stay still.

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    • Cancer

    • So I made a simple cancer joke on Roblox with my friend, and then both her dumb-ass friends were like, "OMG WHY WOULD U SAY DAT? YOUR HORRIBLE!!" That pissed me off. Like damn woman, it's not like I said, "IF PEOPLE IN YOUR FAMILY DIED FROM CANCER THAT MEANS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY ARE ALL DUMB-ASSES." If anything they are actually dumb asses but hey. Also they can't talk. They don't know that I'm abused everyday at home and pressured to get good grades or else I'd get my head bashed against a wall till there is blood. So if they are reading this, SUCK MY ASS BITCH.

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    • Shower

    • Today in 3rd grade English, the teacher asked the kids a question, "What turns on when you take your clothes off?"

    Little Elsa blushed and screamed, "You can't ask that!"

    The English teacher repeats the question and Elsa screams, "I'll tell my parents on you and get you fired!"

    Finally, Little Tim raises his hand, "The shower, ma'am."

    The English teacher clapped her hands, "Good job, Tim, and as for you Elsa, you do not have the body for that."

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    • Center

    • Like a work film, to take new in the center.

    More good, Tar de Spring is the mill Murray Hurlowar Skelett Dwight Dowl - for its general help!

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    • Class

    • I've got not much of anything to be honest.

    Been in special classes in school.

    Not liked by people.

    Only relationship I've ever had and she cheated on me.

    31 years old and never had sex, pathetic.

    Not very smart.

    Don't look good.

    Hate myself more than anything.

    Been a failure at everything in life.

    Probably be alone forever.

    People treat me like crap.

    Can't do anything right.

    And the list goes on and on.

    So the question is why haven't I killed myself yet? The answer is, I forget. I'm a extreme procrastinator, keep just putting it off because I'll probably just fuck it up anyway.

    Atheism

    • "The rise of atheism is going to lead to a break down of social morals and lead to all kinds of filth, including an increase in child abuse," said the village priest.

    The village scientists did some fact checking. In prison, they found roughly 70% of child abusers were hyper religious before committing the crimes, and another 20% converted to religions to look 'remorseful'. The remaining 10% preferred not to say. They presented the findings to the media.

    "Scientists slander good religious folk and ignore the weight of evidence!"

    "Is Science biased against religion? You decide in this survey," they reported.

    The village priest is living at his majesty's convenience and tells the others he committed armed robbery.

    "Why is this a joke? It's not even funny!" said the person reading this, breaking the forth wall.

    What is funny is you got to the end of this post and didn't cringe. Why not?

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