My girlfriend broke up with me because I have a small dick. Too bad for her, because I give good sex.
I miss the good old days when you could have a light joke at someone else's expense. Like doing that marital rape thing, it never used to be called that. It used to be called "serving your husband" or "wifely duties". The real joke is that it was legal until 1990.
Why is that a joke?
Because it is piss funny seeing the look on her face when she wakes up in the middle of coitus.
Why is that a joke?
Dude, come on, you want to start your day off happy or not?
Why is that a joke?
She literally looks like she just seen a ghost and sort of flops about trying to fend you off like a rag doll. It's piss funny.
No seriously, dude, why is that a joke? It sounds more like a felony.
Jesus seemed like he was probably a good guy; healed the sick, fed the hungry, and gave good advice.
Jesus had only one flaw: he was always hanging around.
Knob Klondike, I want Ellen. Poobiess, please. I want big juicy pobs in me right now. Ellen girl, give milk boob to me with good Pochyy, babie.
Why are people so good at basketball? They can run, steal, and shoot!
What's handsome and smart, you can hear him and see him? It's you good-looking guys! So sad you can't read this since you're blind. Oh geez, I just found this website and I want to make people laugh. Too bad they can't see the joke.
WTF is wrong with you guys? This is bullying. Stop it, please, but Shaenaya sounds like a good name.
My wife is a whore, so I pimped her out and broke her mentally and emotionally, taught her a good lesson of being a real woman loyal to her man. End of story, you women are bitches.
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What the difference between cats and dogs? They dont have one both taste good
I did a good walk and I
What bird is good at gaming? A game bird.
Hi π I have some good idea π‘. What was the best game Iβve [played]?
Hi π I have some good
Me in my dream: What a good day! *rumble* Ooh! What was that?
I wake up and I find myself on the floor.
Why is an orphan good at being naughty?
Because they don't have no one to tell them off.
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I am interested in buying this website. Please respond to me in the comments or email me. Thank you, and keep doing good things.
What did God say to the good shepherd?
Nothing.
I am a good role model, because you look up to me. Deez nuts!
"What did the zero say to the eight?" "That belt looks good on you."
