Good jokes

Jesus seemed like he was probably a good guy; healed the sick, fed the hungry, and gave good advice.

Jesus had only one flaw: he was always hanging around.

Why are people so good at basketball? They can run, steal, and shoot!

What's handsome and smart, you can hear him and see him? It's you good-looking guys! So sad you can't read this since you're blind. Oh geez, I just found this website and I want to make people laugh. Too bad they can't see the joke.

Knob Klondike, I want Ellen. Poobiess, please. I want big juicy pobs in me right now. Ellen girl, give milk boob to me with good Pochyy, babie.

WTF is wrong with you guys? This is bullying. Stop it, please, but Shaenaya sounds like a good name.

My wife is a whore, so I pimped her out and broke her mentally and emotionally, taught her a good lesson of being a real woman loyal to her man. End of story, you women are bitches.

What did God say to the good shepherd?

Nothing.

If a girl says no twice 🤔.

Mathematically that’s a yes, so you’re good to go!

God is good. God is great.

You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.

Thanks for the birthday wishes. It's been an odd one this year, as some of you know, my father suddenly passed away on my birthday last year, and anyone who knew the old man knew he had a sledgehammer wit!

Good on ya dad, ya definitely got the last laugh!

Hello, I am Alan Shawn Feinstein. I would like to know who the owner of this website "worstjokesever.com" is.

I am interested in buying this website. Please respond to me in the comments or email me. Thank you, and keep doing good things.

I am a good role model, because you look up to me. Deez nuts!

Hi 👋 I have some good idea 💡. What was the best game I’ve [played]?

Hi 👋 I have some good

Why is an orphan good at being naughty?

Because they don't have no one to tell them off.

Me in my dream: What a good day! *rumble* Ooh! What was that?

I wake up and I find myself on the floor.

My manager told me to have a good day. So I didn't go into work.

What bird is good at gaming? A game bird.

Why was the booty so good at math?

It knew all the ANGLES.