Good jokes
My wife is a whore, so I pimped her out and broke her mentally and emotionally, taught her a good lesson of being a real woman loyal to her man. End of story, you women are bitches.
What did God say to the good shepherd?
Nothing.
If a girl says no twice 🤔.
Mathematically that’s a yes, so you’re good to go!
God is good. God is great.
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.
Thanks for the birthday wishes. It's been an odd one this year, as some of you know, my father suddenly passed away on my birthday last year, and anyone who knew the old man knew he had a sledgehammer wit!
Good on ya dad, ya definitely got the last laugh!
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I am a good role model, because you look up to me. Deez nuts!
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Why is an orphan good at being naughty?
Because they don't have no one to tell them off.
Me in my dream: What a good day! *rumble* Ooh! What was that?
I wake up and I find myself on the floor.
My manager told me to have a good day. So I didn't go into work.
What bird is good at gaming? A game bird.
Why was the booty so good at math?
It knew all the ANGLES.
Why do disabled people make good golfers?
Because they're always handicapped.
Sailors are coming onto the boardwalk and are met by Colonel Sanders. He asks them, "What is your occupation?" They respond, "We are seamen." So he says, "Well, you better wash up 'cause I'm finger lickin' good!"
What the difference between cats and dogs? They dont have one both taste good
I love you. You too. I love you. You have a good night. Love. Love. I love you. You and your mom, love. Love. You have the best friends. Love. You have fun. Love. Is it good? You you have to walk home from school and walk walk home from school. I have fun at home.
I did a good walk and I...