Good jokes

If Huggy and Kissy ever had a kid, they would have a good lunch. *evil laugh* 😈

If you think about it, taking candy from a baby is good because candy is bad for babies.

A good woman is like a good cup of coffee, especially when it’s strong and hot with a little bit of cream in it.

When a woman is something weeks or months pregnant and her stomach has a visible bump, everyone rubs her tummy, but no one tickles the husband's balls and says, "Good job, buddy!"

What vegetable is good for your memory? A carrot, because the last time I had one shoved up my ass, I never forgot about it.

I learned how to say "virgin" in German: "Good and tight."

Man, this walk is really good. Oh wait, you can't.

What’s one good thing about pedophiles?

They drive slow in school zones.

I'm so good at talking to myself but not to others.

What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?

One’s a Good Year, the other’s a great year.

Like a work film, to take new in the center.

More good, Tar de Spring is the mill Murray Hurlowar Skelett Dwight Dowl - for its general help!

How names were named.

"I have to go because my tailor is at the gym where he will chase coal before dawn."

"SAY THAT AGAIN. SO MANY GOOD NAMES!"

Q. Why couldn't Terri Schiavo give good blow jobs?

A. She didn't know how to swallow.

"The legend says Tinker Bell was good in jerkin' off Peter with her tiny fingers, but it pains me to think that Captain Hook was a closeted-sadist boyfriend."

A priest was driving down the road when a cop pulled him over.

The cop asked him if he had anything to drink. The priest said just water.

The cop said, "Then why can I smell wine?"

The priest said, "Good Lord, it happened again!"

Thanks Ethan for all you've done. We've both made mistakes when all is said and done, but just thanks for being a good friend. This is officially my last post on here, Ethan-Real 1.

This is two heads.

Deaf. "Deep water." ""

- "78 years."

Are you interested again? ""

"If you go ... you are there."

"No. 85 is good."

What is the most important value? It does not take cheese.

What bird is good at gaming? A game bird.

What did the trans woman say after finally telling her parents about her surgeries?

“It felt really good to get that off my chest.”

Trying to find a good parking spot is a lot like trying to find a girlfriend.

If you can’t find one, you stick it in the disabled spot and hope nobody finds out.