Good jokes
My dad is so good at hiding, even the FBI can't find him.
I worry about him sometimes.
What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?
He drops the Mike.
A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.
Why is the cheetah super good at hide and seek tag? Because he was too fast!
I sat down and reminisced about the past. I remembered all the people I've lost along the way.
Maybe becoming a tour guide wasn't a good idea.
"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"
"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
Global warming will kill every single person on this planet.
It's a good thing I'm married.
It's important to have a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between "antidote" and "anecdote," one of my best friends would still be alive.
What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?
Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.
I'll tell you a good joke. Stephen Hawking went for a walk.
My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.
Hope this is good!
You're just big and good.
Why is it good to be an orphan?
Because every bag of chips is family sized.
Why don't cows make good policemen?
Because they refuse to go on steak-outs!
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
I would tell you a good joke, but I can’t, so here is a bad one.
I would tell you a joke about a teacher, but she’d kill you at school.
I can't remember the last full conversation I had with my grandfather.
Good thing is, since he hit his head, he can't remember either.
"Nepal is a good place because it has been a great time for me."