God Jokes

God died for your sins, so basically if you don't sin then Jesus died for nothing

Adam and eve are going through the garden when Adam suddenly says, "What race are we?" Eve responds with, "Ask God, he will tell you." so adam goes over to a hill and asks, "God, what race are we?" God says, " You are what you are." Adam goes back to Eve and says, "We are white." Eve asks how he knew that. Adam responds with, "If we were black, he would have said 'you is what you is'."

"My dick fell off in the shower" suddenly a bright flash of white lights. You see God smiling at you. "Joseph, where is your Weiner little one?' He says chuckling lightly.

What God do rats worship?

Cheesus

What did the tomato say to the empty Ketchup bottle "GOD STAY AWAY FROM ME"

Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids

God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.

Me: Wanna hear a joke? Person: Sure Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life. But my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning Person: Dear god..

People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.

"Jesus can turn water into wine,but I can turn your mother into mine " -Sun Tzu the art of creating war

Roses are red Violets are blue God made me pretty WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU

*God creates dog* God: "You are man's best friend"

Dog: "That's pretty sexist"

God: "No, man as in- You know what, FUCK IT! You can't speak"

Dog: "....."

God: "And chocolate kills you!"

Dog: "🐶"

Yoo! I Found a 100$ Bill, Found a child who said they lost their 100$ Bill. Gave them 25$ When god gives you glory. You give it back.

How did Jesus become self sovern? He screws himself and becomes his own creator.

What did Allah say when he created the universe ? -Allahu akbar !!!!