What's the difference between a surgeon and God?
God knows he's not a surgeon.
What is God’s favorite candy?
Jesus Pieces
GOD better hope they got a elevator to heaven
Which brand of underwear does Thor is wearing ?- Asgard.
When Stephen Hawkins died he saw the stareway to heaven. He thought to himself oh god this is awkward
What's the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus? They're both saying "Oh my god my mom's gonna kill me!"
My fucking balls hurt so god damn bad oh my god
what's better? nailing jesus or getting nailed? depends on who's sucking.
God, I wish my grass was emo. So it will cut itself.
Why did Saturn have rings
Because god liked it so he put a ring on it.
why did the sun go to church Because it needs jeuse
God
My god my egg jokes are eggcellent
I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea then Asked for his parents. God orphanages are fun to work at!!
Sans: haha... Paps: what? Sans: i KNEW it was gonna rain today. Paps: that's nearly impossible, how? Sans: i could feel it in my bo- Paps: OH MY GOD STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ur mom is so fat that when god said " let there be light, " he asked you to move out the way
when you suffer from deppresion and some tells you to just cheer up god damn why didnt i think of that
I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky but I lived. Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/
God sent gays to fix overpopulation. Until they ended same-sex marriage.
Adam and eve are going through the garden when Adam suddenly says, "What race are we?" Eve responds with, "Ask God, he will tell you." so adam goes over to a hill and asks, "God, what race are we?" God says, " You are what you are." Adam goes back to Eve and says, "We are white." Eve asks how he knew that. Adam responds with, "If we were black, he would have said 'you is what you is'."
