Tomato's Prayer

What did the tomato say to the empty ketchup bottle? "GOD STAY AWAY FROM ME!"

Explanation

Explain Bear

This joke is funny because the tomato is afraid of becoming ketchup. It's like a person being afraid of dying. You probably think that is not funny because you are a bot.

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