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Im treated like god when im home, im usually ignored until someone wants something.
god, I love telling children there parents love them but only on April fools, their orphans after all
God:who ever kills Hitler will go to heaven Hitler:👌👌👌👌 God:😩😩😩😩
And the Lord said unto John, “Come forth and you will receive eternal life.” But John came fifth, and he got a toaster.
When i was at work i say this kid crying i said where are your parents. God i love working in a orphanage
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Do you want to know what gifts God gave me? He didn't give me any. I was made by the devil.
why do orphans pray to God.
so they have someone to call father
Yep this happens when u play g.t.a good god
Why is Jesus in pieces? Because a one man band is Nine Inch Nails.
God my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
god sent to the principles office for giving a blind kid sun glasses and said dont let the sun damage your eyes.
Your hairline goes so far back that even god said, "I learned about it in my days."
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“I’m on a hunt for my wife’s murderer, have been for years.” “Oh my God! Your wife’s been murdered?!” “No no, you misunderstand. I’m still looking for him.”
Why do orphans go to church : to call some one dad
One day, in the Serengeti, a zebra started wondering if he was a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. So he goes around asking all the animals. He never gets his answer. One fateful day, he dies and goes to Heaven. In Heaven, the zebra gets an idea. ̈I will go ask God! ̈ So, he asks God, and God chuckles. ̈You are what you are! ̈ The zebra gets sad. He walks around and his dead zebra friend shows up. He asks, ̈What is wrong? ̈ The zebra answers, ̈Well, I asked God if I was either a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. He just replied ́You are what you are! ́ ̈ His friend says, ̈Oh! You are a white horse with black stripes! Why? Because he would have said ́You is what you is! ́
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Hey guys! Want to know something cool? Google Jesus' language. It's Aramaic. Next, google 'God in Aramaic'. See the results for yourself. <3
