when you suffer from deppresion and some tells you to just cheer up god damn why didnt i think of that
God my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
A guy sees a kid crying and the guy walkes up to the kid and asks were are your parents...God i love working at an orphanage
god sent to the principles office for giving a blind kid sun glasses and said dont let the sun damage your eyes.
When i was at work i say this kid crying i said where are your parents. God i love working in a orphanage
why do orphans pray to God.
so they have someone to call father
Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance
yo mamma so ugly that even god said be gone DEMON!
God sent gays to fix overpopulation. Until they ended same-sex marriage.
[god creating sharks] god: ok give them 3 rows of teeth. Angel: seems excessive but ok. God: and make them mean as hell. Angel: wtf y. God: BECAUSSE I SAID SO. Angel:.... god: and make one of the types have a hammer for a head angel: why do I still work for you? God: because I’m the only employer as of right now.
Not all roses are red not all violets are blue if you're reading this God loves you
“I’m on a hunt for my wife’s murderer, have been for years.” “Oh my God! Your wife’s been murdered?!” “No no, you misunderstand. I’m still looking for him.”
I moved all the bibles to the fiction section because there is no god as said Stephen Hawking in 2011 but in 2018 god said there was no Stephen Hawking
Why did God build a stairway to heaven?
So all the disabled people will have to go to hell
Why does saturn have a ring?
Because god liked it so he put a ring on it.
Why do orphans go to church : to call some one dad