God

God jokes

Oven

What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler?

“Oh my god, put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”

Orphan

Why do orphans like to go to church?

Because they actually have a father there.

Home

I'm treated like God when I'm home, I'm usually ignored until someone wants something.

Memes

Orphan

God, I love telling children their parents love them, but only on April Fools'. They're orphans, after all.

Hitler

God: Who ever kills Hitler will go to heaven.

Hitler: 👌👌👌👌

God: 😩😩😩😩

Toaster

And the Lord said unto John, “Come forth and you will receive eternal life.”

But John came fifth, and he got a toaster.

Sunglasses

God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"

Hairline

Your hairline goes so far back that even God said, "I learned about it in my days."

Moron

Really gotta love all the morons who, instead of sharing irreverent dark jokes, say the stupidest shit pertaining to Christianism.

Orphanage

When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.

Gift

Do you want to know what gifts God gave me?

He didn't give me any.

I was made by the Devil.

Difference

What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?

God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.

Dick

"My dick fell off in the shower!" suddenly a bright flash of white lights. You see God smiling at you. "Joseph, where is your wiener, little one?" He says, chuckling lightly.