My grandpa was the goat, he killed Hitler! 🥳🥳🥳
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
I was working at a check-in station for a flight to Riyadh when suddenly I was approached by Benzema, Kante, and Neymar!
At first I was very surprised and curious, so I asked them why they decided to play in the Saudi Pro League and not MLS where GOAT Messi plays. They all smiled and happily replied: "Don't you know, the legendary bench warmer PRISTIANO PENALDO plays there!"
Now I fully understood what they meant! They know that Pristiano is already finished, so winning trophies will be easy for them. I smiled and happily let them through.
Roses are red violets are blue polo G. is the goat but that means nothing to you
Before you leave that marriage, remember that one inn0cent 🐐 g0at was k!lled for your traditional marriage😔☹️☹️☹️
"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?"
have you herd the kidnapping at the goat farm:
Without Ronaldo, United would have been: - Eliminated from the UCL in groups😠 - 13th in the league😱
Without Messi, PSG would have been: - Still 1st in the league💀 - Better chance at beating RM in the UCL 👻
Who's supposed to be the goat??
I mess up goats for unicorns?
Jimmy the Unicorn or goat.
I don't even know.
What the difference between a set slave and a goat?
I don't have a sex slave in my basement...
Nancy the throat goat!
What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave? I dont have a slave in my sex dungeon.
Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!
What did the goat say Let's play the grass 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣funny joke yes
One day there were 3 people a mom and two kids. One of the kids walks up and asks her mom why she was named rose. Her mom told her that she ate a rose petal when she was born that is why she was named rose. Then the second child walked up and yelled ahhhhhh and the mom said shutup billy goat.
Penaldo song 🎵🎵🎵
He has conquered all the Farmers. He is never going to stop. From Lithuania down to Andorra, He has scored a fucking lot. Penalties and Tapins, The Fields of Faroe Islands, He is our GOAT, And his name is Cristiano Columbus. Allez, Allez, Allez Allez, Allez, Allez
A wife and husband go to a barn. The husband picks up a goat and says, “Look at this pig I have to sleep with every night.”
The wife says, “Honey, that’s a goat.”
The husband replies with, “I was talking to the goat.”
Kid in 2021 Im goated and hide and seek Ann Frank I am the hide and seek champion of the world
A few days ago, I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, and he sent me a large goat with a long neck. Turns out I phoned Dial-a-Llama.
MAGAnon is the goat.
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