My grandpa was the goat, he killed Hitler! 🥳🥳🥳
Goat Jokes
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
I was working at a check-in station for a flight to Riyadh when suddenly I was approached by Benzema, Kante, and Neymar!
At first I was very surprised and curious, so I asked them why they decided to play in the Saudi Pro League and not MLS where GOAT Messi plays. They all smiled and happily replied: "Don't you know, the legendary bench warmer PRISTIANO PENALDO plays there!"
Now I fully understood what they meant! They know that Pristiano is already finished, so winning trophies will be easy for them. I smiled and happily let them through.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Polo G is the goat, but that means nothing to you.
Before you leave that marriage, remember that one innocent 🐐 goat was killed for your traditional marriage. 😔
"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?"
Have you heard about the kidnapping at the goat farm?
Without Ronaldo, United would have been: - Eliminated from the UCL in groups! - 13th in the league!
Without Messi, PSG would have been: - Still 1st in the league. - Better chance at beating RM in the UCL.
Who's supposed to be the goat?
The cycle of Pionel Pessi:
- Ghosting👻
- Diving🐬
- Complaining to teammates😡
- Complaining to refs🤬
- Missing sitters🤦♂️
- Gets a lucky open net tapin⚽️
- Proceed to get 🐐 shouts
- Repeat🔁
People with REAL ball knowledge know he’s just an overrated tapin merchant 😭
I mess up goats for unicorns?
Jimmy the Unicorn or goat.
I don't even know.
What's the difference between a sex slave and a goat?
I don't have a sex slave in my basement...
Nancy, the throat goat!
What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave?
I don't have a slave in my sex dungeon.
Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!
What did the goat say?
"Let's play the grass!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣funny joke yes
One day, there were three people: a mom and two kids. One of the kids walks up and asks her mom why she was named Rose. Her mom told her that she ate a rose petal when she was born; that is why she was named Rose.
Then the second child walked up and yelled, "Ahhhhhh!" and the mom said, "Shut up, Billy Goat!"
Penaldo song 🎵🎵🎵
He has conquered all the Farmers. He is never going to stop. From Lithuania down to Andorra, He has scored a fucking lot. Penalties and Tapins, The Fields of Faroe Islands, He is our GOAT, And his name is Cristiano Columbus. Allez, Allez, Allez Allez, Allez, Allez
A wife and husband go to a barn. The husband picks up a goat and says, “Look at this pig I have to sleep with every night.”
The wife says, “Honey, that’s a goat.”
The husband replies with, “I was talking to the goat.”
Kid in 2021: I'm goated at hide and seek.
Anne Frank: I am the hide and seek champion of the world.
A few days ago, I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, and he sent me a large goat with a long neck. Turns out I phoned Dial-a-Llama.