Horn jokes
Guys, say "I love gape horn" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.
What do you call an obnoxiously loud fog horn? A beginner saxophonist.
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.
Wanna ride a reindeer for Christmas? *rubs my antlers on you*
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and the devil?
The devil always has horns... not just around children.
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.
What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?
A bullfrog!
Watching porn.
Watching porn blow my dick like a basset horn.
If I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn because they are Beautiful, Majestic, Sparkly, Bright, Gods. They create Joy and Happiness everywhere they go.
Unicorns made my life better when I got to know them more. ^-^ They filled my life with more Happiness. I believe in the Unicorns, and they'll believe in me. I am not a Unicorn, although I am the Princess of the Unicorn Land, but if I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn! :P
Why were the cows so noisy in the barn?
Because they had horns!
What do you call an amazing goat?
A goat-zing.
You're walking on the street when you realize that you're in the road as you feel the horn dying away.
I know how unicorns make babies. The dad puts his horn in the girl's butt hole.
Wheels on the bus go round and round Round and round round and round Wheels on the bus go round and round All through the town.
Horn on the bus goes beep beep beep Beep beep beep beep beep beep Horn on the bus goes beep beep beep All through the town.
The sheep on the bus goes baa baa baa Baa baa baa baa baa baa The sheep on the bus goes baa baa baa All through the town.
