Horn jokes
What do you call an obnoxiously loud fog horn? A beginner saxophonist.
Guys, say "I love gape horn" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.
Wanna ride a reindeer for Christmas? *rubs my antlers on you*
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and the devil?
The devil always has horns... not just around children.
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What do you call a cow with horns? A horny cow.
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.
What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?
A bullfrog!
Watching porn.
Watching porn blow my dick like a basset horn.
If I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn because they are Beautiful, Majestic, Sparkly, Bright, Gods. They create Joy and Happiness everywhere they go.
Unicorns made my life better when I got to know them more. ^-^ They filled my life with more Happiness. I believe in the Unicorns, and they'll believe in me. I am not a Unicorn, although I am the Princess of the Unicorn Land, but if I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn! :P
Why were the cows so noisy in the barn?
Because they had horns!
What do you call an amazing goat?
A goat-zing.
You're walking on the street when you realize that you're in the road as you feel the horn dying away.
I know how unicorns make babies. The dad puts his horn in the girl's butt hole.
Wheels on the bus go round and round Round and round round and round Wheels on the bus go round and round All through the town.
Horn on the bus goes beep beep beep Beep beep beep beep beep beep Horn on the bus goes beep beep beep All through the town.
The sheep on the bus goes baa baa baa Baa baa baa baa baa baa The sheep on the bus goes baa baa baa All through the town.
What do bees brush their hair with?
A honeycomb.
A horse walks into a bar.
Several of the patrons quickly get up and leave, realizing the potential danger in the situation.
Chuck Norris can drift with a horse.
Little Johnny was playing outside and steps on a honeybee. His dad sees this and says, "I saw what you did and for that, you get no honey for two weeks." Johnny replies, "I don't care, I don't like honey anyway." About fifteen minutes later, Little Johnny is playing with the butterflies and rips the wings off of one. His dad bursts out and says, "I saw that, and for it you get no butter for a month." Little Johnny replies, "I don't care, I don't like butter anyway." Both Little Johnny and his dad go in for dinner. Johnny's mother sees a cockroach on the ground and steps on it. Little Johnny looks and smiles and says, "Do you want to tell her or should I?"
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