Goat jokes
A few days ago, I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, and he sent me a large goat with a long neck. Turns out I phoned Dial-a-Llama.
MAGAnon is the goat.
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Alfred the Great was arguably the greatest king in England鈥檚 history.
The worst? Richard the Goat Fucker.
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose.
Goats are so lazy these days. Computers have more RAM.
What do sheep hate?
Their enemies: goats!
Dad goat: Son, do you know what I like to eat?
Son goat: No, what?
Dad goat: Goat meat.
Son goat: *Gasps*
Dad goat: Nah, I'm just KIDing.
What did the boy goat say to his girlfriend?
You're my boo!
What's a goat's favorite video game?
Mario Goat Cart!
What do you call an amazing goat?
A goat-zing.
What do you call a fantastic goat?
Goatastic! So funny please like.
Why did the goat have an abortion?
Because she already had too many kids!
Billy and Nanny have 2 kids.
Shaenaya likes goat dick.
Goats are like mushrooms.
If you shoot a cat, I'm scared of toasters.
A goat drank my Red Bull, so now it's a Baphomet!
What do you call a goat?
A goat.
I've patched 1,000 roofs, and they don't call you Boris the roof patcher. I've built 100,000 swords and shields, and they don't call you Boris the blacksmith, but you fuck one goat!
3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?
Answer: Chi-ca-go
Muslim furries like goats.