Alfred the Great was arguably the greatest king in England’s history.
The worst? Richard the Goat Fucker.
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose
Goats are so lazy these days. Computers have more RAM.
What do sheep hate?
Their enemies: goats!
Dad goat:Son do you know what i like to eat Son goat:No what? Dad goat: Goat Meat Son goat:*Gasps* Dad goat: Nah i'm just KIDing
What did the boy goat say to his girlfriend? You're my boo.
whats a goats favourite video game? mario goat cart!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what do you call a amazing goat
a goat-zing
what do you call a fantastic goat
goatastic so funny please like
why did the goat have an abortion? because she already had too many kids!
shaenaya likes goat dick
Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a cat, I'm scared of toasters.
a goat drank my redbull, so now it's a baphomet!!!
What do you call a goat? A goat
I've patched 1,000 roofs and they don't call you Boris the roof patcher, I've built 100,000 sword and shields and they don't call you Boris the blacksmith but you fuck one goat.
3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?
Answer: Chi-ca-go
Muslim furries like goats.
What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!
What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats? -- A pimp.
