Ronaldo vs Messi

  • Without Ronaldo, United would have been: - Eliminated from the UCL in groups! - 13th in the league!

    Without Messi, PSG would have been: - Still 1st in the league. - Better chance at beating RM in the UCL.

    Who's supposed to be the goat?

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  • Explanation

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    Listen up, buttercup. This is a joke comparing soccer players Ronaldo and Messi. The joke says Ronaldo is carrying his team while Messi is useless for his team. In fact, you could replace Messi with a broom and the team would not notice. This is very funny if you are a sports fan, which you are not.

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  • Without pendu, penchester urinated were better, sadly cristano columbus is finished and Messi scores bangers- pristiano ghostnaldo’s son

    Fetid Snake

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