Nancy jokes

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jill could whack off Jack. Jill yelled out, "Jack, where is your sack?"

Said, "I'm not Jack, I'm your friend Nancy."

Nancy, the throat goat!

"Nancy be like I sucked my way to the top."

Nancy be like, "Don't do drugs, do cock!"

Isn't Gwen the most thoughtful person?

Gwen, why are you so nice?

At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me.

On a related note, I suck at darts.

Your nan.