Nancy jokes

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jill could whack off Jack. Jill yelled out, "Jack, where is your sack?"

Said, "I'm not Jack, I'm your friend Nancy."

Nancy, the throat goat!

"Nancy be like I sucked my way to the top."

Nancy be like, "Don't do drugs, do cock!"

Isn't Gwen the most thoughtful person?

What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?

Ginger!

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

My nan must really love the quiet game, she's been playing it for ages.

Withered Bonnie, more like Bonnie Mcnutt!