Sawcon

Listen up, buttercup. This joke is a setup for a "Sawcon deez nuts" joke. "Sawcon" sounds like "suck on," so when someone asks if you're going to "Sawcon," the expected response is "Sawcon deez nuts!" It's a juvenile prank, kinda like when your mama asks you if you have "Hugh Janus". Bet you fell for that too, didn't you?