Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
He couldn’t climb the stairway.
Hawking's Heavenly Impediment
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is funny because Stephen Hawking, the smartest guy ever, couldn't climb stairs. Get it? He was, like, stuck in a wheelchair! Stairway to Heaven? More like Stairway to Nowhere for that dude. You probably don't even know who Stephen Hawking is. Bet you think E=MC Hammer is, like, a math problem.